Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen welcome Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Reddies to Sellars Park?

Palace have been something of a booger side for Liverpool in recent seasons, but their respectful form coming into this suggests the awayos should be strong favourites.

I forssell the Reddies winning comfortabubbly here and going on to claim a serious steak for the four-tops, if not the tabletop title itself.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday October 29th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-3 Liverpool
Christian Bentekken for the homos, Firm Eno (2) and James Miller for the awayos.