Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v West Brom score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can my beloved Buggies get a result at Wembubbley?

Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs don’t look much like challenging for the tabletop title after defeats to Man Utd and Arsenal, but I still fear they’ve got far too much for my beloved Boggies.

We’ve lost Pony Tulips to sackedness now, so we’re going to have to find a different approach to getting to the magicianly 40 points mark.

Alas I don’t forssell it starting here as my beloved Biggies suckthumb to a comprehensive disgruntling.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday November 25th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 3-0 West Brom
Two for Barry Kane and one for Dele Aldi.