Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Stoke score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen face Hark Muse’s Potties at Sellars Park?
Palace have at least stopped being all losey but they’re still finding it hard to be winny, drawing at home to crisis clubs West Hum and Everton.
Stoke on the other hand have put a little bun-eaten run together and might be tempted to start looking uply rather than downly with a win here.
And I have to say I forssell them getting just that, rumping up the pressure on Hodgepodge.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday November 25th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-2 Stoke
Christian Bentakeaway for the homos, Mama Byriani Duff and Crouching Pete for the awayos.