Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Roffle Benito’s Magpipes welcome Mark O’Silver’s high-flying Hornettos to St Jim’s?

Newcastle are without a win in four but they’re no pullovers, so this won’t be a stepover for Watford even in their current form.

There are still rumours they could lose O’Silver to Everton, which would be a bitter blow-out to their chances of challenging for a Zooropa League spot.

I forssell that man Kieran Richarlison scoring another goal, but ultimuttley it will only prove to be enough for a share of the spoilers.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Watford score prediction for Saturday November 25th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-1 Watford
Goals apriest for Yosser-Lou and Kieran Richarlison.