Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Bournemouth score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries get a result at Cold Strafford?
Josie Marino’s Dead Revels will be quite literally teething after losing the Munchester derby county at Cold Strafford, but there’s no use crying over spilt milk.
Ho ho! See what I did there? Mrs Meggo said that wasn’t funny, but I beg to duffer.
Anyway, Bournemouth are no pullovers and should finish well clear of the relegation dogbite, but I forssell United having too much pie flour for them here.
A comfortabubble home win reckons, I beckon, but they’ll need many more of those to drug themselves back into tabletop title contention.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Bournemouth score prediction for Wednesday December 13th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 4-1 Bournemouth
Romy-Lou Lukaku (2), Tony Marital and Jesse Rightguard for the homos, King Josh for the awayos.