Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Everton score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Roffle Benito’s Magpipes welcome Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles to St Jim’s?
Newcastle are on a poor runs at the moment and look set for a grim battle against the plop – suffix it to say, they really need to take all point three here.
Everton were arguabubbly fortunate to come away from Anfeld with a point but they kept a nice, tight backside and look somewhat rejubilated of lately.
I forssell them portvaling here thanks to that man Dwayne Rooney, so often the scourge of Newcastle in the past, and they should go on to finish comfortabubbly around the tablemiddle.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Everton score prediction for Wednesday December 13th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 0-1 Everton
That man Dwayne Rooney with the divisive strike.