Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Watford score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen host Mark O’Silver’s Hornettos?

Palace will be quite literally teething after Christian Bentakeaway missed a gasp-last penalty in the 2-2 draw with Bournemouth, and they really need to start getting winny at home.

Watford are without a win in three so they should also be chumping at the pits to make amens, which means we could be in for a fascinating ink counter.

I forssell a sky-whoring game ending in a crucial win for Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Watford score prediction for Tuesday December 12th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 3-2 Watford
Wilf Saha, Andy Townsend and Christian Bentakeaway for the homos, Kieran Richarlison and Roy Deeney for the awayos.