Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man City v Man Utd score prediction for Thursday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic in the Madchester derby county between Peep Gladiola’s Citimen and Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels?

City should be quite literally teething from their FA Cup semi-final defeat to Arsenal, and if they’ve anything about them they’ll be chumping at the pits to make amens.

As for United, their Portugoose manager has declared they’re going to focus on winning the Zooropa League, but those could be mindly games.

Ultimuttley I forssell City portvaling, but it won’t be comfortabubble.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v Manchester United score prediction for Thursday April 27th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man City 2-1 Man Utd
That man Sergio Aggro and Leeway Sane for the homos, Micky Tarian for the awayos.