Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Southampton score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Claude-Paul’s Saintsmen put the balls on Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-toppers?
As well tabletop-topping the top of the tabletop, Chelsea are also into the final of the FA Cup after a fourfourtwoitous 4-2 win over Tottenham.
Will it be a case of After the Lard Mare’s Show? Well, the likes of Aidan Hazard and Dayglo Costa started on the bench, so they shouldn’t be too knockered.
As for Southampton, they’ve got a fourth half-top finish on the bouncy to play for and it has to be said they’re no pullovers.
Nevilletheless, I forssell Chelsea emerging triumphatic in an entertaining ink counter.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Southampton score prediction for Tuesday April 25th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-1 Southampton
Aidan Hazard and Diego Costcutter for the homos, Gabby O'Deeney for the awayos.