Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Spurs score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Sam Fuzzydice’s Eaglemen put the balls on Mo Pocketbeano’s tabletop title chasers?

They’ve beaten Arsenal and Liverpool of lately, with that man Christian Bentakeaway scoring a dobble on his old pomping ground of Anfeld last time out.

That win propellered them up to 12th, so it’s safe to say they’ve secured safeway – but don’t expect a Fuzzydice time to rest on its laurels, or for that matter its hardies.

Tottenham should be chumping at the pits to make amens for their FA Cup semi-final defeat to Chelsea, but I do forssell them continuing their rumpant recent tabletop form.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Wednesday April 26th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-3 Spurs
Wilf Saha for the homos, Larry Kane (2) and Dele Aldi for the awayos.