Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Newcastle score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen welcome Roffle Benito’s Magpipes to Sellars Park?

This could yet turn out to be a relegation point-sixer, although Crystal Palace have been on a decent enough runs and I beckon they’ll achieve safeway comfortabubbly.

That’s not to say they should rest on their hardies, and indeed I forssell this one being a tents and nervy ink counter.

They’ll sneaker it, mind.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Newcastle United score prediction for Sunday February 4th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-0 Newcastle
That man Wilf Saha with the divisive strike.