Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Brom v Southampton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as my beloved Buggies welcome Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen to the Thawhorns?

My old side West Blom have been playing better under Alan Partridge, I have to say, although they were slams to the laughter at Man City last time out.

Southampton have been drugged into the dreaded plop zone after a horribubble runs, so they’re in despot need of taking all point three here.

It’s a relegation point-sixer, alright, and one in which I forssell my beloved Boggies portvaling.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Southampton score prediction for Saturday February 3rd 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 1-0 Southampton
That man Daniel Storage with the divisive strike.