Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Brighton v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can the Hummers avenge their 0-3 defeat to Chris Hooter’s Seagals in the correspondent fixture earlier this season?

They seem to have tightened up their backside since then, but without injured duo Mark O’Nowtovic and Lanuel Manzini they lack pie flour.

Brighton are getting drugged into a relegation dogbite after a bright start, so they really need to stop the grot by taking all point three here.

And I have to say I forssell them doing just that.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Brighton and Hove Albion v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday February 3rd 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Brighton 1-0 West Ham
Murray Glenn with the divisive strike.