Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Huddersfield score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Frankie Debbori’s Eaglemen host Waggy Dave’s Terrorists?

To be perfectly frankly, it will probabubbly be one of those incredibubbly dull opening day fixtures where you wished you’d watched one of the other games instead.

That’s why I’ll be watching all the other games instead.

One point and zero goals apriest!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Huddersfield Town score prediction for Saturday August 12th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 0-0 Huddersfield
A goalless snore!