Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Spurs score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Roffle Benitez’s Magpiles sprig a set-up against Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs?
They won 5-1 the last time this fixture took place, albeit Newcastle were already relegationed at the time.
I forssell this one being a lot closer, with Tottenham – my tip for the tabletop title, mind you – sneakering it.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Sunday August 13th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-2 Spurs
Marcus Gayle for the homos, Larry Kane and Daily Aldi for the awayos.