Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen get off to the proverbiabubble flyer against Paul Claimant’s Swannies?

Yes, probabubbly – I mean, neither side look in particularly John Stead ahead of the new campaign, with each looking set to lose their star man in Virgin van Dick and Gylfi Sigurros respectfully.

This could all make for a tents, nervy and boring opening day ink counter here, one I forssell being settled by a goal from that man Charlie Offspring.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday August 12th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-0 Swansea
Charlie Offspring with the divisive strike.