Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Bournemouth score prediction for Boxing Day, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries get a result at Stambord Fridge?

They face one hell of an uphill garden, I’ll tell you that for a fee – Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-toppers have won eleven on the bouncy, although they’ll be without the suspendered Dayglo Costa.

Bournemouth strong recent runs came spluttering to a Holt with a 1-3 defeat to Southampton last time out, so I can only forssell defeat for them here.

Nevilletheless, who can forget Bournemouth’s momento win at Stambord Fridge last season? How times have changed!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Bournemouth score prediction for Monday December 26th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 Bournemouth
Goals apriest for Aidan Hazard and Cesc Flabbergast.