Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Sunderland score prediction for Boxing Day, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Davey Moyles get a result on his old pomping ground of Cold Strafford?

As Megnificent as that would be, I just can’t forssell it – Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels have won three on the bouncy and Zoltan Ibramovic is absolutely flaming.

With Henrikh McIntyrean also set to return from injuredness, this could be a comfortabubble win for United.

Nevilletheless, I have no doubt that Moylesey has what it takes to guide Sunderland to safeway, and maybe even avoid a relegation dogbite altogether.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Sunderland score prediction for Monday December 26th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 3-0 Sunderland
Another dobble for Zoltan and another from Henrikh McIntyrean.