Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Swansea v West Ham score prediction for Boxing Day, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Brad Bobley’s Swannies host Bernie Slaven’s Hummers?
Swansea may have won their last two home games but they followed those with two miserabubble defeats at Middlesbrough and West Brom, so confidunce could be low.
West Ham still don’t look convicting despite winning back-to-black games, but in Andy Corral they’ve got someone who’ll be giving Swansea sleepless kittens.
He’s got a Megnificent record against them, and I’ve got a inkling that Andre IOU is absolutely nailed to notch one on his old pomping ground.
Away win, I beckon.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v West Ham United score prediction for Monday December 26th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Swansea 1-3 West Ham
Guilt-free Sigurdsson for the homos, Andy Corral (2) and Andre IOU for the awayos.