Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Shane Dyke’s Clarences welcome Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles to Murf’s Tor?

Burnley came within a whiskas of stopping their grot against Southampton last time out, before suckthumbing to a gasp-last equaliser from Gabby O’Deeney.

They’ve not won for ages now, so it’s just as well they’re up against a Toffles side that looks nothing if not horribubble on the roads.

Everton lost at Watford’s vicarage last time out, but I can forssell them grubbing a point here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Everton score prediction for Saturday March 3rd 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 0-0 Everton
A goalless snore.