Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Liverpool v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Roffle Benito get a result on his old pomping ground of Anfeld?

Probabubbly not, albeit they’ve looked better of lately – but Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds have been nothing if not rumpant and are scoring goals centre, left and right.

Their front three of Mo Salad, Firm Eno and Sadie Mane is firing on all cillit bang, and I can forssell them all scoring here.

As for the Magpipes, I reckon they’ll ultimuttley battle their way to safeway – so don’t worry, Tune Army!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday March 3rd 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 3-0 Newcastle
Goals apriest for Mo Salad, Firm Eno and Sadie Mane.