A goalkeeper in fine form and a midfielder who appears to be still be sulking over a birthday cake – these are the best Joe Hart and Yaya Touré jokes from Manchester City’s 1-0 Champions League Group E defeat to Bayern Munich.
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A brave Hart was finally beaten in the 90th minute by a deflected Jérôme Boateng strike, having done well to keep the Germans at bay until then.
In contrast, Touré appeared a shadow of his last season self at times and was criticised by fans for his performance, attitude and antics after the final whistle.
Check out the best tweets and jokes about Joe Hart and Yaya Touré from Bayern Munich 1-0 Manchester City at the Allianz Arena last night:
Joe Hart jokes and tweets
Joe Hart has such lovely hair…can't beat a good quiff with blonde highlights.
— Shaka Hislop (@ShakaHislop) September 17, 2014
Flicking between the 2 channels almost as frequently as Joe Hart is making saves.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 17, 2014
Manchester City should change Joe Hart's shirt number to "CTRL + S"…
— Angel di MAHIA (@iammahia) September 17, 2014
— bet365 (@bet365) September 17, 2014
Joe Hart's head must be one and a half feet tall.
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) September 17, 2014
Great banter from Joe Hart!… https://t.co/mw37aZMqEH
— Football Showboats (@ShowboatVines) September 17, 2014
First time I saw Rap God I literally thought this was Joe Hart. pic.twitter.com/DALsvsz5KF
— Glenn Waugh (@Waugh94) September 17, 2014
Yaya Touré jokes and tweets
Yaya Toure spotted travelling to the Allianz Arena for today's game vs Bayern Munich. pic.twitter.com/cwAnmFsP5k
— (@ToureFacts) September 17, 2014
Is yaya toure on the decline? Or does he just need more cake
— kenna (@kennagq) September 17, 2014
Toure looks utterly heartbroken at the end there, hugging and high fiving Guardiola
— RK (@Rvk2a) September 17, 2014
City should have sold Yaya Toure in the summer, moping around the pitch not even arsed, a shadow of his former self. Over a cake. Pathetic.
— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) September 17, 2014
Yaya Touré was devestated with losing in the last minute tonight! http://t.co/XxICjDOsz3
— Footy Vines (@Footy_Vines) September 17, 2014