The best Yaya Touré & Joe Hart jokes from Bayern clash

A goalie in form & a midfielder who's still sulking - Joe Hart and Yaya Touré jokes from Man City's 1-0 Champions League defeat to Bayern Munich.

Joe Hart and Yaya Touré were tweeted and joked about for different reasons following the Champions League clash with Bayern Munich
QUITE FAR APART: Yaya Touré and Joe Hart (Image: John Urquhart)

A goalkeeper in fine form and a midfielder who appears to be still be sulking over a birthday cake – these are the best Joe Hart and Yaya Touré jokes from Manchester City’s 1-0 Champions League Group E defeat to Bayern Munich.

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A brave Hart was finally beaten in the 90th minute by a deflected Jérôme Boateng strike, having done well to keep the Germans at bay until then.

In contrast, Touré appeared a shadow of his last season self at times and was criticised by fans for his performance, attitude and antics after the final whistle.

Check out the best tweets and jokes about Joe Hart and Yaya Touré from Bayern Munich 1-0 Manchester City at the Allianz Arena last night:

Joe Hart jokes and tweets

Joe Hart has such lovely hair…can't beat a good quiff with blonde highlights.

— Shaka Hislop (@ShakaHislop) September 17, 2014

Flicking between the 2 channels almost as frequently as Joe Hart is making saves.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 17, 2014

Manchester City should change Joe Hart's shirt number to "CTRL + S"…

— Angel di MAHIA (@iammahia) September 17, 2014

Joe Hart's got a bit of Gandalf about him tonight… "You shall not pass!" #mcfc pic.twitter.com/j2vNVOt4HI

— bet365 (@bet365) September 17, 2014

Joe Hart's head must be one and a half feet tall.

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) September 17, 2014

Great banter from Joe Hart!… https://t.co/mw37aZMqEH

— Football Showboats (@ShowboatVines) September 17, 2014

First time I saw Rap God I literally thought this was Joe Hart. pic.twitter.com/DALsvsz5KF

— Glenn Waugh (@Waugh94) September 17, 2014

Yaya Touré jokes and tweets

Yaya Toure spotted travelling to the Allianz Arena for today's game vs Bayern Munich. pic.twitter.com/cwAnmFsP5k

— (@ToureFacts) September 17, 2014

Is yaya toure on the decline? Or does he just need more cake

— kenna (@kennagq) September 17, 2014

Toure looks utterly heartbroken at the end there, hugging and high fiving Guardiola

— RK (@Rvk2a) September 17, 2014

City should have sold Yaya Toure in the summer, moping around the pitch not even arsed, a shadow of his former self. Over a cake. Pathetic.

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) September 17, 2014

Yaya Touré was devestated with losing in the last minute tonight! http://t.co/XxICjDOsz3

— Footy Vines (@Footy_Vines) September 17, 2014

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