Transfer deadline day went off with a bang on Thursday with several big-name moves pushed through in the final hours of the window.
As usual, fans were on tenterhooks waiting for transfer news involving their favourite team.
— Mike Ashley (@MoneyMikeAshley) August 8, 2019
Kieran Tierney joined Arsenal from Celtic, Andy Carroll left West Ham to return to Newcastle and Spurs signed Fulham’s Ryan Sessegnon, amongst a series of last-minute deals.
These were the best of the transfer deadline day jokes and tweets as the summer window closes ahead of the 2019/20 season:
Deadline day swap deal for Zaha pic.twitter.com/pkBvkvftTg
— Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) August 7, 2019
— Arguesports Tv (@ArguesportsTV) August 5, 2019
— GentleDon (@Gentledon_) August 8, 2019
Arsenal fans at Colney to see David Luiz's Champions League medal pic.twitter.com/29sBApHdrR
— Juàn (@juanselatse) August 8, 2019
— George H (@GeorgeHoad1) August 7, 2019
— Football Survivor (@footiesurvivor) August 7, 2019
— Abba Fanda (@Fandium14) August 6, 2019
Cba with my dad joke dad-joking the hell out of this signing pic.twitter.com/MkPeZiEm5O
— Rachel (@rachel_sg) August 8, 2019
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) August 8, 2019
Breaking News: There will be a lot of Breaking News today that will often lead to no real Breaking News. #DeadlineDay
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) August 8, 2019
— HEAD BOY™ (@ChiadiNelson) August 8, 2019
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) August 8, 2019
Everton: “Alright lads, how much for Alex Iwobi?”
Arsenal: “£40 million. Lol only jok-“
Everton: “Done.” pic.twitter.com/Kd6raAPJPC
— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) August 8, 2019
— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) August 8, 2019
— tom osulli (@thomas2osulli) August 8, 2019
Hi @ManUtd does Ed still want this table booked under 'big name signing' or shall we cancel that one as well?
— Pizza Hut Restaurants (@pizzahutuk) August 8, 2019
Ed Woodward is now fast asleep.
Alarm set for 8:00am.
Shower, breakfast, get to the office by 9:30am.
10am: Calls to the media to tell them we’re going for Messi & Neymar.
11am-3pm: Candy Crush.
3pm: Look at self in mirror for 2 hours.
5:30pm: Home in time for The Chase.
— Michael Tunstall (@TFWriter) August 7, 2019