The best transfer deadline day jokes as window closes ahead of the 2019/20 season

Deals aplenty.


Contracts were signed as transfer deadline day jokes and tweets were made as the window closes ahead of the 2019/20 season

Transfer deadline day went off with a bang on Thursday with several big-name moves pushed through in the final hours of the window.

As usual, fans were on tenterhooks waiting for transfer news involving their favourite team.


Steve Bruce checking up on Andy Carroll during the medical.#nufc #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/BXmByPIJcK

— Mike Ashley (@MoneyMikeAshley) August 8, 2019

Kieran Tierney joined Arsenal from Celtic, Andy Carroll left West Ham to return to Newcastle and Spurs signed Fulham’s Ryan Sessegnon, amongst a series of last-minute deals.

These were the best of the transfer deadline day jokes and tweets as the summer window closes ahead of the 2019/20 season:

Deadline day swap deal for Zaha pic.twitter.com/pkBvkvftTg

— Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) August 7, 2019

Official: @ChelseaFC have signed dutch wonderkid Trans Fer Ban. pic.twitter.com/ZV8b5viX6j

— HFR SPORTS (@Sub2HfrSports) August 5, 2019




Arsenal are preparing a bid for French CB youngster Arsenio Wengerosi thought to be Mustafi replacement. #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/Eh4wi7s4cR

— GentleDon (@Gentledon_) August 8, 2019

Arsenal fans at Colney to see David Luiz's Champions League medal pic.twitter.com/29sBApHdrR

— Júan (@juanselatse) August 8, 2019

"Dybala is a fantastic player, coutinho is triffic. But for me crouchy and kranjčar is all spurs need and I'm sure Daniel Levy will deliver on deadline day" #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/wGVpZd7fmU

— George H (@GeorgeHoad1) August 7, 2019

IMPORTANT – If anybody sees this man in a car park driving around in circles with his window down looking confused tomorrow, please contact Sandra #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/Ld91OoDbZ9

— Football Survivor (@footiesurvivor) August 7, 2019


Buy 2 get 1 free use code: mustafisucks100 #afc #COYG #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/9Bev2ZGXga

— Abba Fanda (@Fandium14) August 6, 2019

Cba with my dad joke dad-joking the hell out of this signing pic.twitter.com/MkPeZiEm5O

— Rachel (@rachel_sg) August 8, 2019

#DeadlineDay latest: Labour reportedly open to offers as they try to offload ineffective left-winger. pic.twitter.com/gUZYVJleqt

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) August 8, 2019

Breaking News: There will be a lot of Breaking News today that will often lead to no real Breaking News. #DeadlineDay

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) August 8, 2019

BREAKING NEWS: Romelu Lukaku has accepted Inter Milan deal. #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/BSirCBNBEb

— Mummy Oyoyo (@AuntyOma) August 8, 2019

Excited to announce the signing of Bosch Dishwasher from John Lewis. Undisclosed fee with older Bosch Dishwasher going the other way. #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/Qf9SLscWNO

— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) August 8, 2019


Everton: “Alright lads, how much for Alex Iwobi?”
Arsenal: “£40 million. Lol only jok-“
Everton: “Done.” pic.twitter.com/Kd6raAPJPC

— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) August 8, 2019


Right @indykaila you've had your fun, get back on the fryers. #DeadlineDay

— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) August 8, 2019


— osulli (@thomas2osulli) August 8, 2019


Hi @ManUtd does Ed still want this table booked under 'big name signing' or shall we cancel that one as well?

— Pizza Hut Restaurants (@pizzahutuk) August 8, 2019

Ed Woodward is now fast asleep.

Alarm set for 8:00am.

Shower, breakfast, get to the office by 9:30am.

10am: Calls to the media to tell them we’re going for Messi & Neymar.

11am-3pm: Candy Crush.

3pm: Look at self in mirror for 2 hours.

5:30pm: Home in time for The Chase.

— Michael (@TFWriter) August 7, 2019