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The best Sky Sports News transfer deadline day jokes

Jokes that accompanied the expected frivolities associated with the reporting of a most exciting day.

Sky Sports News transfer deadline day jokes accompanied the usual viewing as the first 2014/15 window closes
DAY: Transfer deadline (Image: Twitter/WHUFC)

Enjoy this selection of the best Sky Sports News transfer deadline day jokes that accompanied the expected frivolities associated with one of the most exciting days in football being reported on the TV channel.

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Thankfully some things never change and one of those is the delight, suspense and crassness that we all experience as we watch the institutional football news station.

You’ve seen the moments, now treat yourself to the best Sky Sports News transfer deadline day jokes from the first window of the 2014/15 season:

It’s like Comic Relief, but NONE of that 800m is going to charity. #skydeadlineday

— Ewan Mackie (@ewanwmackie) September 1, 2014

Sky Sports reporting live from a One Direction lookalike competition! #SkyDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/LJE7rl8YDb

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2014

Fair play I've never seen someone poke a reporter in the face with a dildo before. #skydeadlineday

— CJ (@CCUJJ) September 1, 2014

Best part of #SkyDeadlineDay #DildoDeadlineDay ?????? pic.twitter.com/M696Ufkhnk

— Patrick Forster (@PFBarberAndShop) September 1, 2014

RT if you did. pic.twitter.com/1auCTAqXxY

— Cheers Geoff (@Cheers_geoff) September 1, 2014

Breaking from Sky Sports News: Football players turning up at work in cars to undertake job.

— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) September 1, 2014

When Sky Sports News HQ has non-transfer news on deadline day… pic.twitter.com/SxmC5gXJCv

— Footy Laughs (@FootyLaughs) September 1, 2014

Sky cameras at Everton ay??? 10'000 retweets an I'll drive up an rub this across the reporters top lip pic.twitter.com/V0Sq7pj9qm

— Round The Bend (@ROUNDTHEBEND_) September 1, 2014

The main reason I watch #SkyDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/ugJjsq70yM

— Alex Strodder (@AlexStrodder) September 1, 2014

I wouldn't mind coming in for a year long loan deal for that woman in yellow #skydeadlineday

— Model Citizen (@UltraModCons) September 1, 2014

I'd quite like to sign @nataliesawyer on a long term contract, for an undisclosed fee. #SkyDeadlineDay

— REDaction Gooners (@REDactionAFC) September 1, 2014

Best buy on deadline day is the person who bought those yellow dresses for the lovely sky sports ladies! ??#skydeadlineday

— Steved (@81Dobbo) September 1, 2014

Harry Redknapp, OUTSIDE his car?! #SkyDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/IHkohzJm4F

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2014

Blow-up doll spotted at Bodymoor Heath – not everybody at #avfc left deflated on transfer deadline day…

— Mat Kendrick (@MatKendrick) September 1, 2014

If Harry Redknapp doesn't come back for a car window interview it'll be like Easter with no Easter eggs. #SkyDeadlineDay

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2014

I swear if I catch my son dancing behind a reporter on sky like these kids are I'm gonna 2 foot him.

— Ben Foster (@BenFoster) September 2, 2013

Purple dildo failed a medical at #MCFC #lowbatteries Currently driving across the city on charge to have a medical at #MUFC #DeadlineDay

— michael nelson (@mnelse6) September 1, 2014

The blow up doll even has it's own twitter now!! #transferdeadlineday

— Ian Taylor (@IanTaylor7) September 1, 2014

The dildo is now 5/1 to join Arsenal. #transferdeadlineday

— Jim Daly (@jimdalycomedy) September 1, 2014

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! #skydeadlineday

— (Alex) Wilson (@adjwilson) September 1, 2014

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