It’s time for our round-up of the best transfer deadline day jokes as the last window of 2014 slams shut for English clubs.
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Yesterday was a busy day, as it always is, for many Premier League teams with Manchester United being particularly active, Arsenal signing Danny Welbeck, plus numerous additional delays and extensions.
Catch up with the best transfer deadline day jokes now:
Only 21 hours before the deadline for Falcao to finally fuck off from my life
— Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) September 1, 2014
Lunchtime Breaking: Steve Bruce has made an enquiry about seconds. #transferdeadlineday
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2014
Ka Ka in the Ross County car park …..#SkyDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/eU45wvOSfm
— Gary Bisset (@embogary) September 1, 2014
I've just seen Danny Welbeck in a pub in Newcastle.
He's not signing for them or anything, it's just where his last shot landed.
— Andy Carroll (@AndyTCarroll_) September 1, 2014
In true Transfer Deadline Day spirit, I'm going to go to the pub, panic when last orders are called and spend £43 on a pint of Strongbow.
— UK Banter (@UKBanter) September 1, 2014
BREAKING: Newcastle sign Bent…
#transferdeadlineday pic.twitter.com/wLzIpyEygx
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2014
We cannot confirm if this is a legitimate tweet, however reports of Falcao to Hyde seem to be getting stronger pic.twitter.com/aCF16frNsp
— Hyde FC Official (@hydefclive) September 1, 2014
Harry Redknapp is now just one stamp away on his Niko Kranjcar loyalty card to getting the next deal for free.. #SkyDeadlineDay
— TwilightBetting (@TwilightBetting) September 1, 2014
FACT: This lad knows the score. #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/DzE6tkIWv1
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) September 1, 2014
BREAKING: Gary Taylor-Fletcher's stuck in the transfer window.
#transferdeadlineday
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2014
Who's done the most business today?
Judging by the clobber the Newcastle fans are wearing on #SkyDeadlineDay.
I'd say Oxfam
— Football Jokes (@FootyGags) September 1, 2014
Tesco have hijacked Welbeck's move to Arsenal… pic.twitter.com/Unx0TnIA6f
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) September 1, 2014
6 – Danny Welbeck has agreed a 6-month loan deal to move to his auntie and uncle's in Bel-Air. Fresh.
— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) September 1, 2014
BREAKING: Titus Bramble spotted washing the Transfer Window. #DeadlineDay
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2014
WEST HAM SIGN RAHEEM STERLING! #transferdeadlineday #SkyDeadlineDay #whufc #LFC pic.twitter.com/nwGrYXd7ia
— Harry Redknapp (@HarrysCarWindow) September 1, 2014
Crowds beginning to gather outside our training ground for #deadlineday. Unfortunately we train at a school. Please disperse. #Yewtree
— Hyde FC Official (@hydefclive) September 1, 2014
Neil Warnock ready to relax after all business done at Crystal Palace! #transferdeadlineday pic.twitter.com/YDwBQg25DL
— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) September 1, 2014
None of these extensions on Football Manager!
— The SPORT Bible (@TSBible) September 1, 2014
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