His characteristic looks combined with a distinctively average performance during Manchester City v Chelsea led to a raft of Martín Demichelis jokes on Monday night.
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As City succumbed to a Premier League team at the Etihad for the first time this season and Chelsea emerged with a 1-0 victory, Demichelis was apparently an easily targeted scapegoat.
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Ridiculed for his speed, selection, appearance and more, we’ve collected the latest Martín Demichelis jokes for you.
So Demichelis starts in centre mid then. pic.twitter.com/OJhYDM0coM
— Tips Out For TheLads (@TipsOutForLads) February 3, 2014
Demichelis' hair contains so much oil i'm suprised Man City's owner hasn't invaded it yet.
— Antti (@Wengered) February 3, 2014
Canni believe we met Martin Demichelis in the Manikee a few weeks ago and now he's playin at the Etihad pic.twitter.com/UKfmPBq7J5
— Robert Duncan (@RobertDuncan29) February 3, 2014
Imagine a 100m race between Demichelis and Mertesacker…
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) February 3, 2014
Preferred Demichelis in kindergarden cop to be honest. pic.twitter.com/aQ5HJekbhn
— Craig Disley (@Dizza20) February 3, 2014
Martin Demichelis. If ever a man was born to play a baddie in a Liam Neeson film.
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) February 3, 2014
No halftime team talk needed from Pellegrini. Just silently cut Demichelis' ponytail off. Whole team would understand the message.
— Arse2Mouse (@arse2mouse) February 3, 2014
This piece of plywood would do a more effective job than Martin Demichelis pic.twitter.com/qgczooXH9A
— B-Mac (@Maccer1988) February 3, 2014
Only #City could spend £1billion and end up with Demichelis in midfield.
— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) February 3, 2014
Good heavens! Demichelis has come out for the 2nd half. Certainly never appeared in the first.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 3, 2014
Demichelis will be furious when he finds out 1985 detective Kurt Russell had raided his yacht moored off Miami during this match.
— McMmns (@Danny_McMoomins) February 3, 2014
Demichelis looks like every "create your own player" BT has ever done on every football game ever.
— Brick Top (@TheRealBrickTop) February 3, 2014
Demichelis' little known cameo as the guy whose arm falls off in Hot Tub Time Machine pic.twitter.com/2dNMZdNsnu
— Joe Haynes (@JH90__) February 3, 2014
Martin Demichelis has definitely died in at least two straight-to-DVD Jean-Claude Van Damme films.
— Football Clichés (@FootballCliches) February 3, 2014
Demichelis makes David Luiz look like Claude Makelele.
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) February 3, 2014
Demichelis needs to get back behind the camera on Waynes World. #PartyOnMartin
— Mike O'Mara (@mike_omara) February 3, 2014