The best Man City defence jokes as Pep Guardiola’s side lose 4-2 at Leicester

Expensively-assembled team concede three within twenty minutes.

Pep Guardiola won't want to laugh at the Man City defence jokes after their 4-2 defeat at Leicester
WORRIED: Guardiola (Image: Thomas Rodenbücher)

These were the best of the Man City defence jokes as Pep Guardiola’s expensively-assembled side suffered a 4-2 defeat at Leicester on Saturday.

The much-admired manager, appointed by the Manchester club this summer, was unable to prevent his side from going 3-0 down within twenty minutes of kick-off at the King Power.

Having shipped out former number one Joe Hart in favour of his preferred Claudio Bravo, the Spanish coach’s defensive selection has been heavily criticised.

So here is a selection of the best Man City defence jokes after their 4-2 loss at Leicester:

@ManCity does bravo have hands?

— Liam (@liampullen3) December 10, 2016

Welcome to the Premier League Pep Guardiola.

— ️ (@AddictedToCFC) December 10, 2016

Man city are getting moleicestered #PL #leimci

— Fraser (@LLORIS_THFC) December 10, 2016

Bloody hell! Not sure Bravo could save a fiver.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) December 10, 2016

Pep is Hartless.

— UtdWay (@UtdWay) December 10, 2016

if my girl
and Pep are both drowning
and i can only save one
catch me at both funerals
Coz I'm Bravo and I can't save a thing

— J (@SimpIySane) December 11, 2016

City paid 50 Million for John Stones & he couldn't defend a big mac from a vegetarian #MUFC

— The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC) December 10, 2016

Pep Guardiola really pushing boundaries with this new false goalkeeper position.

— S (@attwood10) December 10, 2016

Claudio Bravo 'bout to be sold for the same amount of dandruff Joe Hart has. pic.twitter.com/tSVUngnT55

— Footy Memes (@FootyMemes) December 10, 2016

Manchester City's defence is much like The Big Bang Theory when you think about it.


— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 10, 2016

Who is better in goal ?
Rt for a 80 year old Nan/ Like for Bravo pic.twitter.com/fR3q72EgkA

— Nik (@CreativeMartial) December 10, 2016

All media House Saying Leicester City are leading by 3Goals… We waiting for the FA to Declare them Winners In less than 72hours.

— w)fa Kwabena (@KwabenaBarkoPe) December 10, 2016

Manchester City are still yet to register a shot on target.

Tiki Taka Chicken tikka masala football

— indykaila News (@indykaila) December 10, 2016

Roses are dence
Violets are fence
This tweet makes no sense
Just like City's defence

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) December 10, 2016

Don't let this City collapse distract you from the real horrorshow in this game.

What the f*ck is Michael Oliver playing at? pic.twitter.com/WsRA0K3jwD

— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) December 10, 2016

Tuesday Night = Man City Draw with Celtic

Saturday = Man City 3-0 down to Leicester at half time

The Brendan Rodgers effect

— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) December 10, 2016

Are you a club out of form? Has your striker not scored in months? Is your third choice keeper in net?

Man City – the cure for your woes.

— Steven (@Esteemedkompany) December 10, 2016

@ManCity Bravo would struggle to save a Word document

— Matador (@DCiiieee) December 10, 2016

Interesting episode of Jeremy Kyle today pic.twitter.com/OFfCkV5LjN

— Indigo (@IndigoLFC) December 10, 2016

Luckily Bravo can do loads of #cool passes out to the CBs, otherwise all of these goals he throws into his own net wouldn't be worth it.

— Brenzie (@Brenzie) December 10, 2016

Pep Guardiola should recall Joe Hart from Torino and just stick him at centre-half.

— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) December 10, 2016

Pep Guardiola preparing his first substitution. He's taking off Man City and putting on Barcelona

— The Football Pools (@footballpools) December 10, 2016

The worry with Man City is what kind of mess Pep Guardiola leaves for Sam Allardyce to clean up when he takes over next season.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 10, 2016

City players would definitely be getting the hairdryer treatment after this game if only Pep owned one.

— Spencer FC (@SpencerOwen) December 10, 2016

If City break Pep mentally it'll be up there with any silverware. He'll be drinking blue WKD in Bar Wave Monday morning.

— Macca (@The_Paris_Angel) December 10, 2016

Pep pic.twitter.com/EhBx7tLwi2

— Mark Robinson (@robboma24) December 10, 2016

The Alps are alive with the sound of Joe Hart laughing. #MCFC #Torino #SerieA #LeiMci pic.twitter.com/pwYWCs0akm

— footballitalia (@footballitalia) December 10, 2016

Who is the better defender? #LEIMCI

RT for a load of stones
for John Stones pic.twitter.com/Nv7K3enpCn

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) December 10, 2016

Goalkeepers better than Claudio Bravo… pic.twitter.com/Fj2gl21LMy

— Chelsea News App (@CFCNewsApp) December 11, 2016

When people tell you " Bravo " after doing something good

You begin to suspect if you did it well.

— kenna (@kennagq) December 11, 2016

Kante with a great tackle on Nyom. Little known fact: every time he does that, a Pep-shaped angel dies.

— Dan Levene (@danlevene) December 11, 2016

City are no more to me , I'm following my heart and Manchester is red !!!

— Ricky Hatton MBE (@HitmanHatton) December 12, 2016