The best LVG sacked jokes as Man Utd make Mourinho move

Dutchman looks set to lose his job despite winning FA Cup final against Crystal Palace.

Louis van Gaal won't be too keen to read these LVG sacked jokes
LEAVING? Louis (Image: Paul Blank)

Here is a selection of the best LVG sacked jokes as Man Utd look set to replace their manager with José Mourinho just hours after winning the FA Cup.

United came from behind to beat Crystal Palace 2-1 after extra time at Wembley, Jesse Lingard grabbing an 121st minute winner – but the success looks to be too little too late for Louis van Gaal.

Former Chelsea boss Mourinho has been linked with the Old Trafford hot seat for months now, and it now looks as if he will indeed renew his hostilities with Pep Guardiola in Manchester next season.

Asked about his future yesterday, van Gaal replied merely with the ominous albeit open to interpretation “it’s over”.

Spare a thought for the outgoing Dutchman, whose off-the-pitch antics have so often entertained us these last two seasons – but nevertheless enjoy these LVG sacked jokes:

United fans when LvG gets sacked https://t.co/PVt6jXHDDe

— Luna (@Ancelottied) May 21, 2016

20.00 – LVG lifts the FA Cup

21.15 – Jose Mourinho (unofficially) replaces him as manager.

LVG right now… pic.twitter.com/ufqmdgTTI3

— TheFootballRepublic (@TheFootballRep) May 21, 2016

Spare a thought for Louis van Gaal this morning, as he wakes up hungover, with the FA Cup on his head, and his P45 in his back pocket.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 22, 2016

Manchester United fans *patiently* awaiting news on Louis van Gaal’s future today… pic.twitter.com/tpnyUodmTG

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) May 22, 2016

Unless he lives in a cave, LVG may well find out before monday https://t.co/oxk8Yn87C0

— Ian Stone (@iandstone) May 21, 2016

"Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?" #LVG

— Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) May 22, 2016

Not bringing Memphis to the final, Rooney at DM, Ashley Young up front. I'm in LVG heaven.

— Joel (@MessiSeconds) May 21, 2016

A summation of every #LVG post match interview over the past 2 seasons #MUFC https://t.co/0vcjwRXovM

— terry christian (@terrychristian) May 22, 2016

Expect #LVG to do a George Costanza & turn up for work on Monday morning #Seinfeld

— martin kelner (@martinkelner) May 21, 2016

Sacking lvg for boring football and then bringing in mourinho

— Jordan (@jordanburrell14) May 22, 2016

SAF called Mourinho "one of the greatest managers of all time" but Mohammed from Afghanistan thinks he's a park the bus fraud

— MH (@YanitedFutbol) May 22, 2016

There's a slim possibility we're all reading too much into this and LVG's "It's Over" remark may just signify that he's a Roy Orbison fan.

— paul simpson (@paulsimpsonHN) May 22, 2016

Listen I know you all want to talk about LVG and Jose but I want to know where the FA cup lid is and no one is asking.

— Elizabeth Ammon (@legsidelizzy) May 21, 2016

Sky Sports: And we go live now to Arsene Wenger's house to get his thoughts on Mourinho being back pic.twitter.com/2kgSdnoY88

— Scotty Tridge (@ScottTridge) May 22, 2016

Mourinho's career span:

Season 1 – Buy the bus
Season 2 – Park the bus
Season 3 – Throw the players under the bus

Best of luck, @ManUtd

— S. (@lmaosimon) May 22, 2016