There were plenty of Alan Pardew dance jokes as his goal celebration turned sour in Crystal Palace's FA Cup final defeat to Man Utd
PERFORMER: Pardew (Image: Brian Minkoff-London Pixels)

The best Alan Pardew dance jokes after premature FA Cup final celebration

Throws eye-catching shapes to Jason Puncheon's opener only to see Man Utd equalise minutes later.


These were the best Alan Pardew dance jokes as his celebration of Jason Puncheon’s opening goal in the FA Cup final came back to haunt him.

The Crystal Palace manager threw some rather eye-catching shapes as his side took a 78th minute lead at Wembley, only to see Man Utd equalise three minutes later and then go on to win it in extra time with Jesse Lingard’s strike.

It is the second time that Pardew has seen the FA Cup slip away from him at the death – in 2006, his West Ham team led Liverpool going into the last minute before Steven Gerrard equalised with a spectacular long-range piledriver, the Reds eventually winning on penalties.

Some may have felt sorry for him back then, but this time around there were only Alan Pardew dance jokes to be seen:

Pardew will be regretting that Uncle Knobhead dance now…

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) May 21, 2016

Pardew not dancing anymore #karma

— Didi Hamann (@DietmarHamann) May 21, 2016

If EVERY opposing fan isn't doing this dance towards Pardew, at EVERY game next season, I'll be very disappointed. https://t.co/3xfFdvdoQj

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 22, 2016

It's 11:30…. #Pardewhttps://t.co/rFnSSLLQBQ

— Martin (@MPH1982) May 21, 2016

LvG's answer for Pardew 's dance pic.twitter.com/jSWdFAlxcJ

— SemperFiUnited (@SemperFiUnited) May 21, 2016

Crazy to think that headbutting an opposition player is now the 2nd worst thing Alan Pardew has done.

— Sachin Nakrani (@SachinNakrani) May 21, 2016

That game is the most Pardew thing that Alan Pardew has ever Pardewed.

— Taylor and Besty (@TaylorandBesty) May 21, 2016

People who think Pardew has any regrets about that dance are applying a level of introspection to a man who has no concept of shame

— My Summer with Szcz (@JackBaker1311) May 21, 2016

Who is a better dancer?

Rt – Alan Pardew

Like – John Travolta pic.twitter.com/62oTSjYW8B

— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) May 21, 2016

Your mum is giggling in front room. An unfamiliar scent. You walk in.

"Hello love," she says. "This is Alan Pardew and he's your new dad."

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 21, 2016

When Puncheon came off the bench and scored, i thought it was all over. But when i saw Pardew dancing, i knew i was wrong.

— Mözart (@AFCMozart) May 22, 2016

Pardew in the changing room when his players ask him about the dance pic.twitter.com/S2ZXPamRbD

— Copa90 (@Copa90) May 21, 2016

The worst part about Pardew's dance is that you know he's practised it in the mirror this morning.

— Matt Law (@Matt_Law_DT) May 21, 2016


— Seán O'Sullivan (@OSullivanMUFC) May 21, 2016

Pardew's dance. Can. Never. Be. Unseen.

— Tony Evans (@TonyEvans92a) May 21, 2016

LVG's rap game is NOTHING compared to Alan Pardew's. #FACupFinalhttps://t.co/7p5N13wW5B

— SportsJOE.ie (@SportsJOEdotie) May 21, 2016