More Louis van Gaal sacked jokes after widespread reports of dismissal

Still waiting for an official statement from Manchester United.

He won't want to look at the Louis van Gaal sacked jokes after widespread reports of his dismissal as Manchester United manager
SACKED: van Gaal (Image: YouTube/CurtiZSe7eN)

Further reports in the media of the seemingly inevitable decision by the Manchester United board yielded more Louis van Gaal sacked jokes today as the club moved closer to replacing their current manager with José Mourinho.

Unconfirmed quotes from the Dutch coach label him as being “sad and disappointed” to leave the side following his FA Cup win at the weekend.

As we’re left waiting for an official statement, these are the best of the latest Louis van Gaal sacked jokes:

The UK Media have hours left to disrespect Louis van Gaal, after that Jose Mourinho will disrespect the UK Media.

— Utd. (@SimplyUtd) May 22, 2016

When you hear Louis van Gaal's about to be sacked at #MUFChttps://t.co/8xWdr91mPT

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) May 23, 2016

SPOTTED! Exclusive picture from outside Manchester United's training ground as Louis van Gaal arrives for work pic.twitter.com/synSW5ASOi

— Alan Brazil (@SportsBreakfast) May 23, 2016

Louis Van Gaal tuning up for training today… 😳 pic.twitter.com/2Z8Dv1LYRe

— Patrick (Pa) Ward (@Pa_Ward1) May 23, 2016

I hope LVG just refuses to leave. Empty bottle of wine everywhere, underpants on head & smeared in his own excrement. LOUIS VAN GAAL'S ARMY!

— Macca (@The_Paris_Angel) May 23, 2016

BREAKING: Louis Van Gaal has been sacked but he hasn't left the building as he keeps passing through the doors sideways and backwards.

— Football Jokes (@LaughingFooty) May 23, 2016

The two years of Louis van Gaal in pictures. #mufc pic.twitter.com/xbnsA1HDTY

— Barney @Red News (@barneyrednews) May 23, 2016

Crikey! Manchester United have sacked Louis Van Gaal. Who saw that coming? Next thing you know they'll appoint José Mourinho.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) May 23, 2016

Louis van Gaal and his entire Dutch backroom staff have been sacked by Man Utd. Here's how he reacted… pic.twitter.com/xFKi23r3oS

— Fans Of Sport (@FansOfSport) May 23, 2016

Louis van Gaal's army right now… pic.twitter.com/0ZDOqimXgm

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) May 23, 2016

As Louis Van Gaal exits, has Mourinho been pulling the strings behind the scenes at Old Trafford all along? 😉https://t.co/PfIRRpdlIp

— BBC Three (@bbcthree) May 23, 2016

Louis van Gaal once put Phil Jones on corners. Never forget… pic.twitter.com/JPGoERiutd

— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) May 23, 2016

Louis Van Gaal was sacked before he was sacked

— Mark Occomore (@M_Occomore) May 23, 2016

Only seems like yesterday when Louis Van Gaal was introduced to Wayne Rooney in front of the press. pic.twitter.com/TgIVcdnzN0

— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) May 23, 2016

I can only imagine LVG is still there arguing with the execs, singing 'Louis Van Gaal's Army' and delaying a statement release

— Darcie Cee (@DRAE94) May 23, 2016

Manchester United fans waiting for the club statement on Louis van Gaal like… pic.twitter.com/3hEMTFx4Oh

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) May 23, 2016

EXCLUSIVE footage of Ed Woodward's meeting with Louis van Gaal.https://t.co/gBYDLZGIlT

— SportsJOE.ie (@SportsJOEdotie) May 23, 2016

I remember when Louis Van Gaal subbed a goalkeeper in the world cup and I thought Man U will be winning everything even the superbowl.

— Nelson Mugo (@NelMugo) May 23, 2016

Louis van Gaal is "very sad and disappointed"?
Really? If it makes him feel better, United fans have been feeling the same for 8 months!!

— Curtis (@CurtiZSe7eN) May 23, 2016

I'm being told Paul Gasgcoine has arrived at Carrington claiming he's a friend of Louis Van Gaal.

— Jordan (@FourFourJordan) May 23, 2016

Breaking: Louis Van Gaal has handcuffed himself to Ed Woodward's chair. Sources say that he's claiming his philosophy was misinterpreted.

— ㅤㅤㅤ (@Schweinmaster) May 23, 2016

Trying to get Louis van Gaal a new job…https://t.co/h9GGLDG3QR

— TheLADbible (@TheLadBible) May 23, 2016

Wayne Rooney saying goodbye to Louis van Gaal. 😂 😂 😂 Follow @GoalMad (if you like!) 🔥 Account! #MUFC pic.twitter.com/iHjTCA8Xq8

— GOALMAD (@goalmad) May 23, 2016

Louis van Gaal looks like he's taking the news of his sacking pretty hard. pic.twitter.com/B0f6vQJhUb

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) May 23, 2016

Louis van Gaal hacked Manchester United twitter

— Affan (@mufc_affanf9) May 23, 2016