The best jokes from Russia 5-0 Saudi Arabia, 2018 World Cup opening match

Emphatic win for the hosts.

Putin can now enjoy the jokes from Russia 5-0 Saudi Arabia, the first game of the 2018 World Cup
PLEASED: Putin (Image: DonkeyHotey)

Host nation Russia beat Saudi Arabia 5-0 in Moscow on Thursday in the first game of the 2018 World Cup.

President Putin oversaw an emphatic win for his country as they brushed aside the light challenge of their opposition, scoring some good goals in the process.

These were the best jokes from Russia 5-0 Saudi Arabia, as the two sides kick-off Group A and the competition this summer:

Russia vs Saudi Arabia. The loser has to start respecting human rights. #WorldCupRussia2018 #RUSKSA

— Tyler Bauer (@T_Bauer97) June 14, 2018


"Sometimes you lose your head…" Glenn Hoddle in a match involving Saudi Arabia. #WorldCup #RUSKSA

— Simon Price (@simon_price01) June 14, 2018

Russia are dismantling Saudia Arabia like they're a U.S. election. #WorldCup #RUSKSA

— North American Football Culture #ACAB (@AmericanCasual1) June 14, 2018


Two poor corners from Al-Faraj. Or "Nige", as he's known in the Saudi dressing room.#RUSKSA

— FFScout Neale (@SkontoRigga) June 14, 2018




saudi arabia players during half time pic.twitter.com/U3XuOkaAl8

— Verified (@njiiru) June 14, 2018


$200 a barrel? Sure big chap#RUSKSA #WorldCupRussia2018 pic.twitter.com/76vHW2crHj

— Alan Munro (@munroa) June 14, 2018

The prince of Saudi Arabia is not happy with that result #WorldCup https://t.co/glZCjQBjuw

— Never Forget Football (@NFFootball_) June 14, 2018

Saudi Arabia will surely beheading out of the World Cup soon

— Harry (@wroetoshaw) June 14, 2018


Big result for Russia.. they'll not be a spy poisoned in the parish tonight #RUSKSA

— Greg Hughes (@GregHughes2) June 14, 2018

They'll be dancing on the last remaining street in Yemen tonight. #RUSKSA

— Mooms-19 (@Danny_McMoomins) June 14, 2018


The Saudi King meeting the team after today’s performance #WorldCupRussia2018 #RUSKSA pic.twitter.com/Bdc7lNWz5u

— Harry (@ImHarryGelder) June 14, 2018


"Guys, can I use the Red Square to stone my team?" #RUSKSA #WM2018 pic.twitter.com/hJToyfnXCs

— Shahak Shapira (@ShahakShapira) June 14, 2018

There’ll be dancing in the gulags tonight!

— Ciaran Bradley (@ciaranbrad) June 14, 2018

Any other time Russia winning 5-0 would be suspicious but Saudi Arabia really are dogshit.

— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) June 14, 2018



Saudi Arabia is the worst team in the World Cup since Saudi Arabia in 2002.

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 14, 2018


Football: completed it mate.#Worldcup2018Russia pic.twitter.com/RLVsAdOVUt

— Pub Pundits (@PubPundits) June 14, 2018

And we didn’t think Russia could teach Saudi Arabia anything about execution….. #Worldcup2018Russia

(Too much?)

— Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) June 14, 2018

A Saudi Arabian grandparent and 15+ keepy ups and you walk on to that team #WorldCup

— Carl Frampton MBE (@RealCFrampton) June 14, 2018

Golovin is the strongest left wing in Russia since Stalin

— hash (@hashim0307) June 14, 2018

'And why she has chosen Eyal, when Alex seems like a much nicer guy?'

'F*ck knows' pic.twitter.com/8emieOzgfD

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 14, 2018