The best jokes from Egypt 0-1 Uruguay after late winner in second World Cup Group A clash

Salah remained on the bench.

Mohamed Salah will not want to see the jokes from Egypt 0-1 Uruguay, World Cup Group A match
NOT INCLUDED: Salah (Image: Vimeo/FootballCoin)

Uruguay finally overcame Egypt on Friday afternoon after scoring a last-minute goal to win 1-0 in their first World Cup Group A match of Russia 2018.

Ekaterinburg Arena and its 45m-high temporary stand that stretches outside the stadium saw Uruguay contrive to miss a series of chances before snatching a late winner.

With Mohamed Salah remaining on the substitute’s bench, the Egyptians were unable to muster much of an attacking threat.

Here are the best of the jokes from Egypt 0-1 Uruguay:

Waited 4 years to post this #EGYURU #WorldCupRussia2018 #Simpsons pic.twitter.com/ZJLnVcb27A

— Kim Browne (@Kimaginable) June 15, 2018

Taking your seat in the Ekaterinburg Arena. #EGYURU pic.twitter.com/l0uusBBfAh

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 15, 2018

Suarez having a stinker here – doesn't look in the best shape to be fair. #WorldCup⁠⁠ #EGYURU pic.twitter.com/jt07WuCDZn

— 9GAG Football ⚽ (@9GAGFootball) June 15, 2018

If only Egypt would’ve let God’s people go sooner………..#EGYURU

— Fight the Fire (@SPrevilus) June 15, 2018

Egypt have got their best men working with Salah to make sure he's ready for the next game #EGYURU pic.twitter.com/WxIyUDPpmG

— Football Burp ⚽ (@FootballBurp) June 15, 2018

Egypt's line-up vs. Russia pic.twitter.com/eLjgsipfYZ

— al-khalil ☄️ (@K_alsarh9) June 15, 2018


Egypt's defense are like…#EGYURU #WorldCupRussia2018 #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/kQaV0hAIZh

— S A M ® (@km3sign) June 15, 2018

Salah has been completely anonymous. So much for the hype. #EGYURU

— Coupe de Mooms (@Danny_McMoomins) June 15, 2018

the look you give your coach when it's your birthday but he already made all three subs. #EGYURU pic.twitter.com/CPmiSBsUWr

— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) June 15, 2018

I'm sorry, you can't come to a World Cup calling yourself Trezeguet and produce a shot like that

— Tom Adams (@tomEurosport) June 15, 2018

Waiting for Egypt strikers to score without Salah… #EGYURU #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/8CtRtfrPBC

— ♔ King Absolute ♔ (@KingAbsolute_) June 15, 2018

Not entirely convinced that isn’t just a massive telly in front of this stand. #worldcup pic.twitter.com/tfBGsNJ2qf

— SportsJOE (@SportsJOE_UK) June 15, 2018

some say advertising doesn't work but after every World Cup game I purchase a few hundred barrels of natural gas from Russian natural gas conglomerate Gazprom. pic.twitter.com/YC6CcVpEhm

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) June 15, 2018

Luis Suarez preventing himself from biting someone.#WorldCup #EGYURU pic.twitter.com/CPWe5HJWTs

— KarkeLeLo (@karkelelo) June 15, 2018


Will anyone top this during the #WorldCup?
Keown: "What kept that out? (awkward silence) Well it was the post there"

— Full Time DEVILS (@FullTimeDEVILS) June 15, 2018

Mo Salah didn't even get on the pitch. Someone start a petition. #EGYURU

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 15, 2018

Man of the match: Sergio Ramos. #EGYURU

— Fatih Demireli (@FatihDemireli) June 15, 2018


Suarez confused what to grab there in pain….foot? leg? head? Hang on, maybe not the head…stick to the foot… #EGYURU

— Duncan Wright (@dwright75) June 15, 2018

Suarez never really got his teeth into that game.

— Stephen Henderson (@stevehendo07) June 15, 2018