The best jokes from Portugal 3-3 Spain, first thriller of Russia 2018

Cristiano Ronaldo hat-trick.

Cristiano Ronaldo scored a hat-trick and can now relax to read the best jokes from Portugal 3-3 Spain, World Cup Group B match
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Fans were delighted as Portugal vs Spain produced a thrilling contest between the two sides to begin their World Cup campaigns and ended in a 3-3 draw.

The second Group B clash of the day finished with a stunning Cristiano Ronaldo free-kick equaliser that completed the Portuguese captain’s hat-trick on the night.

Here are the best of the tweets and jokes from Portugal 3-3 Spain at Russia 2018:

Me rn #PORESP pic.twitter.com/yIJ7ByDfMl

— Leöna (@iSupportRMadrid) June 15, 2018

Watching football with women can be very sweet and painful at the same time, she's asking me why they are scoring many goals in a very short time and then they don't count all the goals.

How do I explain to her that some of the goals are replays? Please help a brother#PORESP

— One kine person (@laftacity) June 15, 2018


If you can't handle me at my Morocco-Iran you don't deserve me at my Portugal-Spain #PORESP

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) June 15, 2018

"It's Freaky Friday, I'm in DeGea's body" #PORESP pic.twitter.com/SpmbcjHF41

— MR. Physiologist (@omojo__) June 15, 2018

His new name David Darius #WorldCup #PORESP pic.twitter.com/QLfsNQ1eJl

— Follow help⛑️ (@Anthonykash8) June 15, 2018

That Nacho goal will take some topping #PORESP

— Stephen Tries (@StephenTries) June 15, 2018


Live scenes of Ronaldo carrying Portugal #PORESP pic.twitter.com/eDhsNBjipo

— SH (@sahelhaque) June 15, 2018


Ronaldo’s Diary be like:

“Dear diary,
Got fined 18.8m euros,
Accepted a two-year suspended jail sentence,
Scored a hat-trick at the World Cup.

Not bad.”#PORESP #WorldCup⁠ ⁠ #PORESP pic.twitter.com/njQeyumpD8

— حسيب (@hkhan49__) June 15, 2018

Hey bro @Cristiano DM your account details. Lemme bless you. #PORESP

— Ebuka Akara (@ebuka_akara) June 15, 2018

"Please don't ruin my first game."#PORESP #WorldCup #bbcworldcup pic.twitter.com/hAl5i7cYq8

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) June 15, 2018

DG Wife: Wake up, it's 4
De Gea: He scored again? #PORESP pic.twitter.com/qmUYFaSpHk

— Alimi Ibrahim (@DONHALOGEN) June 15, 2018

i knew Diego Costa's face was familiar. #PORESP pic.twitter.com/Itxye35pej

— Negar. (@_Negarrr_) June 15, 2018

Lets be honest, the titanic theme tune was meant for Cristiano Ronaldo#PORESP #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/gXfVX6WfKG

— Dom Stirling (@domstirling12) June 15, 2018

Fair play to Cristiano Ronaldo. It just goes to show that if at first you don't succeed then try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again.

— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) June 15, 2018

The question now of course is whether Spain or Portugal can hope to topple group leaders Iran.

— Greg Johnson (@gregianjohnson) June 15, 2018