
This is a selection of the best jokes from eager fans as Spurs beat Stoke City 0-4 at the Britannia Stadium on Monday night and begin to close the Premier League points gap on Leicester at the top of the table.
Setting up an exciting end to this season’s remarkable title race, Tottenham sent a powerful message to the league leaders who could only manage a 2-2 draw with West Ham this weekend.
With Mauricio Pochettino’s side now just five points behind Leicester with four games remaining, these were the best jokes as second-placed Spurs win 0-4 at Stoke City:
Shay Given, 40 on Wednesday, makes his Stoke debut tonight. He made his league debut before Dele Alli was born. pic.twitter.com/d5u1La5GUy
— BoyleSports (@BoyleSports) April 18, 2016
Dele Alli scores! But can he do it on a cold Monday night in Stoke?
Never mind.
— Jimmy Conrad (@JimmyConrad) April 18, 2016
Dial 999, the boss @Dele_Alli lights it up. 🔥 #ACE16 #BeTheDifference pic.twitter.com/3SyzHlmS4J
— adidas UK (@adidasUK) April 18, 2016
"Charlie Adam, your sister's your mum"
Finally, a Spurs chant I can get behind
— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) April 18, 2016
Premier League goals this season:
Harry Kane: 24
Aston Villa: 23 pic.twitter.com/l5j0oLIots— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) April 18, 2016
I like you @SpursOfficial
— Simply Spurs (@Simply_Spurs) April 18, 2016
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you – Dele Alli. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/R2wL7HyqaY
— Football__Tweet (@Football__Tweet) April 18, 2016
I need a 5 goal cushion to be confident. #COYS
— Nihal Arthanayake (@TherealNihal) April 18, 2016
I think David Cameron should cancel the Brexit referendum and just ask Harry Kane and Dele Alli what they would do and we should all listen
— Elko Born (@Elko_B) April 18, 2016
Harry Kane's colouring-in book is getting a proper seeing-to on the coach back tonight.
— McMmns irl rn (@Danny_McMoomins) April 18, 2016
The hunt is on #COYS #THFC pic.twitter.com/PugBrLwcj1
— The Spurs Report (@spurs_report) April 18, 2016
Harry Kane is a time traveller.
Here he is known as Ted Buckle playing for Everton back in 1953. pic.twitter.com/HsFKSyAZ2t
— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) April 18, 2016
Shay Given has apologised to team-mates after letting in four. Got confused. Thought he was still at Villa.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 18, 2016
Danny Rose wasn't impressed with Dele Alli's missed chance tonight! pic.twitter.com/diyyCpQ4Dt
— ITV Football (@itvfootball) April 18, 2016
Only Dele Alli could score two fantastic goals, miss a sitter and then Snapchat this pic.twitter.com/LrKsWcxPZP
— Adam Boultwood (@adamboultwood) April 18, 2016
You shall not pass. #COYS pic.twitter.com/qxlR44YJv0
— Six Foot Newt (@6footnewt) April 18, 2016
Message for @GaryLineker #COYS pic.twitter.com/fg6bOiiTzc
— Matt.Spurs (@MattISpurs) April 18, 2016