The best jokes as Spurs captain Hugo Lloris charged with drink-driving

Spent several hours in custody after failing a roadside breathalyser test.

There were many jokes as Spurs' Hugo Lloris was arrested and charged with drink-driving
OVER THE LIMIT: Lloris (Image: Кирилл Венедиктов/soccer.ru)

Tottenham captain Hugo Lloris has been charged with drink-driving after reportedly being stopped by police in west London.

The 31-year-old goalkeeper was apparently caught by a routine patrol in Gloucester Place close to 2.20am on Friday morning.

He is said to have been taken to Charing Cross Police Station after failing a roadside breathalyser test and spent about seven hours in custody prior to being charged and released on bail.

The Metropolitan Police say the France international is due to appear at Westminster Magistrates’ Court on September 11th.

Meanwhile Spurs are set to face Manchester United on Monday.

These were the best jokes as Spurs goalkeeper Hugo Lloris is arrested and charged with a drink-driving offence:

Announce Hugo Lloris getting us 3 points

— Alex Sams (@RundownA) August 24, 2018


If you had Hugo Lloris in the office sweepstake as the first Spurs player to be arrested during the Mauricio Pochettino era, congratulations

— Charles COYS (@charlesrich82) August 24, 2018

Drink-driving is a serious offence. Hugo Lloris should be arrested…immediately after the match vs man united.

— Lögy (@IAmTheAyology) August 24, 2018

Hugo Lloris charged with drink driving. Harry Kane has claimed the points.

— Tim Bolton (@timbolton1) August 24, 2018

Hugo Lloris now has more points then Arsenal. https://t.co/ec1YS21abJ

— JΛKE BUCKLEY ✈️ (@TheMasterBucks) August 24, 2018

When Pochettino told Hugo Lloris to look for inspiration in captains of previous league winning sides, I bet he didn’t think he’d take after Tony Adams.

— Tim (@TimJames1989) August 24, 2018

“….And Hugo Lloris tips over the bar.” pic.twitter.com/XGkAhnO5rS

— Scott Wiles (@Scott_W88) August 24, 2018

BREAKING: Hugo Lloris set to escape prosecution for drink-driving as teammate Harry Kane has come forward and claimed he was at the wheel.

Kane has been awarded six points and an assist.

— UrbanSpaceman (@conal_fitz) August 24, 2018

I thought Hugo Lloris was supposed to be a good "shot stopper".

— Ryan (@RyanBlacq) August 24, 2018

Absolutely raging that Hugo Lloris has been arrested for drink driving and not speeding, so I can't make a "slow Lloris" joke

— Andrew, barely awake (@Ashpolt) August 24, 2018

– what’s your name mister ?
– my name is Olivier Giroud
– you look like Hugo #Lloris
– yes I am Hugo Giroud
– step out of the car please pic.twitter.com/uI3L0xVqAU

— Nicky Lahcene (@NickyLahcene) August 24, 2018

Hugo Lloris charged with drink driving..Arsenal have asked if they can have the points.

— AnfieldUrchin (@AnfieldUrchin) August 24, 2018

There’s only one man that can replace Hugo Lloris at Spurs… pic.twitter.com/6omZ6syyHH

— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) August 24, 2018

Eric Dier’s on taxi duty taking Hugo Lloris to training for a few months.

— Yidvids (@YidVids) August 24, 2018

"Hi my name is Hugo Lloris I'm an alcoholic"
"Hi Hugo"
"It all started in 2012 when I joined Spurs…" pic.twitter.com/UqzqnhjoOp

— Kev (@ChelseaOverHoes) August 24, 2018

Your Hugo Lloris joke isn’t funny

— Zack Goldman (@ThatDamnYank) August 24, 2018

Has anyone done a Hugo Lloris points joke yet? Oh ok

— You Brexit, you pay for it (@aicky) August 24, 2018