The best jokes as Manchester United are knocked out of the Champions League by Sevilla

José Mourinho suffers 1-2 last-16 defeat at Old Trafford.

José Mourinho will be in no mood for the jokes as Manchester United exit the Champions League following a 1-2 defeat to Sevilla
OUT: Mourinho (Image: Aleksandr Osipov)

Manchester United were knocked out of this season’s Champions League at the last-16 stage by Sevilla on Tuesday night after a 2-1 defeat at Old Trafford followed their 0-0 draw in the first leg.

José Mourinho’s side suddenly found themselves 0-2 down after two quick goals from substitute Ben Yedder midway through the second half and were only able to muster one consolation in reply.

With the hosts’ conservative approach annoying some, these are the best of the jokes after Man Utd 1-2 Sevilla as they exit the Champions League and fail to progress to the quarter-finals:

Looks like Man Utd are in
Sevilla trouble

— Tom Victor (@tomvictor) March 13, 2018

Some please fucking remind Jose Mourinho that there are kids in India who despite of having board exams stay up till 3 to watch the game.
Not for this shit man.
Total bullshit#MUNSEV#MANSEV#Mourinho#UCL

— Rohan Desai (@Rohand_1501) March 13, 2018

As soon as Jose signed an Arsenal player you knew they'd go out before the quarter finals of the Champions League #MANSEV

— talkSPORTDrive (@talkSPORTDrive) March 13, 2018

The best thing Alexis #Sanchez has done for #ManUtd since signing from #Arsenal in January 🤣😂😅#MUNSEV #UCL pic.twitter.com/m5uX75obtC

— Bart Nowak (@bartnowak79) March 13, 2018

Ha ha! Carra is frantically trying to find his car keys, ready to drive up and down the M62 beeping at mancs saying 2-0 lad unlucky!! #MANSEV

— Digga Goodman (@Digga_G) March 13, 2018

I just 1-2 know how Man Utd fans are doing right now, after loosing to Sevilla. Please check on a Man Utd fan tonight. Thank you. #MANSEV

— Mac Nels (@mac_nels) March 13, 2018

Frank de Boer right now #munsev #mansev pic.twitter.com/8Jp2SsqJH4

— Ruben Hoekstra (@RubenJHoekstra) March 13, 2018

Now I know why Sanchez needs two Labradors #MUNSEV #ManUtd #ChampionsLeague #byebye pic.twitter.com/FUZRiTTCbZ

— ZED 🤐 (@ZedTrafficker) March 13, 2018

Jamie Carragher has just jumped into his car, with a mouth full of spit, and sped off looking for that lad again.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 13, 2018

I hope that manc feller who recorded @Carra23 is driving down the motorway tonight and some Spanish feller drives up along side him recording on his phone and shouts: "Ay gringo?! Ay?! Dos – Uno!! HAHAHA"

And then the manc spits at him and loses his job. #spitgate #mansev

— Lewis Calvert (@lewcalvert91) March 13, 2018

Man utd need to sign Dj khaled man. He might have the keys to unlock this team

— Hassan (@cvsper_) March 13, 2018

A quick preview of the Champions League quarter final draw… #MUNSEV pic.twitter.com/sFPGtvJArd

— BlueMoaner (@BlueMoaner) March 13, 2018

Your MCM spent Over £500M but still got beaten at home by Sevilla.

— Osas Cruz (@OsasCruz) March 13, 2018

When Man Utd need him the most, Pogba steps up and delivers, unreal player pic.twitter.com/OjHqlRL8U0

— Yesswell (@Yesswell_) March 13, 2018

Mad the way Steven Gerrard is more committed to bottled water than any of these Man Utd players are to their actual club

— Ant Campbell (@acampbell68) March 13, 2018

The BT Panel are wondering where Alexis Sanchez's best position is.

It's moping around the Emirates like a big fanny, lads.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 13, 2018

Move to Man Utd they said. You'll win trophies they said. #MUNSEV pic.twitter.com/jve4ElWIa8

— Dr. Fat Cooper (@amazingnandan) March 13, 2018


Getting beat by the mancs was hard to take. But every cloud has a sevilla lining…

It's a bad pun but great.

— Laura Mary McCabe (@LauraRebelSolo) March 14, 2018

Mourinho to the Man Utd board in the summer pic.twitter.com/avaKxSWNPS

— Jay (@TheKopHQ) March 13, 2018

Announce De Boer @ManUtd

— Tom Adams (@tomEurosport) March 13, 2018

Hey my loves, I've just finished watching the Manchester United game & I wanna know…. How comes Alexis Sanchez is getting 500k a week & yet Netflix only offered me 500k for my special?

We are asking you to boycott watching United under Mourinho, thank you my dears. pic.twitter.com/q4BjTBgeai

— Dan Soff (@Dan_Soff) March 13, 2018

Well that was shite. Off to spit some water at a teenage Sevilla supporter. #MUNSEV

— Patrick Kielty (@PatricKielty) March 13, 2018