The best jokes as Mourinho’s Man Utd are drawn against PSG in Champions League round of 16

Many don't appear to fancy their chances.

There were funny tweets and jokes as Man Utd were drawn against PSG in the Champions League round of 16
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A stuttering Manchester United side, governed by an under-pressure José Mourinho are set to face Paris Saint-Germain over two legs in the Champions League round of 16.

United were drawn against the French team in the last-16 of the competition at an involved ceremony held in Nyon, Switzerland on Monday.

With the club currently setting record low point totals and shipping goals at an alarming rate, many don’t fancy their chances against the all-stars from France.

These are the best of the tweets and jokes as Mourinho’s Man Utd are drawn against PSG in the Champions League round of 16:

Buzzing to see who were going to be knocked out by in the last 16 #MUFC #ChampionsLeaguedraw

— Liam McDaid (@LiamMcDaid5) December 17, 2018


— Titan Uranus (@djhkang) December 17, 2018

Doesn't matter who @ManUtd got in the #ChampionsLeaguedraw

Couldn't beat an egg at the moment!

— Becks Prebble (@BecksPrebble) December 17, 2018

PSG vs Manchester United

At least Man United fans will finally get to see Neymar at Old Trafford 😂😂

— FootballFunnys (@FootballFunnnys) December 17, 2018

Neymar , Mbappe and Cavani are coming #UCLDraw pic.twitter.com/11snu64GWh

— Smallie (@ImBrianKipkoech) December 17, 2018

You could have been facing Celtic in the incredible UEFA Europa League. Instead, you're going to have to set bum bum for Cavani, Neymar and Mbappe.

— Cerè (@Cerebrone) December 17, 2018

Right now Ashley Young’s making room in his pockets for Neymar and Mbappe.

— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) December 17, 2018

Can’t wait to watch PSG try and break this lot down #ChampionsLeaguedraw pic.twitter.com/5wPkaHKPW7

— Tom Wrynne (@TomWrynne) December 17, 2018

PSG's Neymar, Mbappe & Cavani against @ManUtd defence in the #UCL pic.twitter.com/3fQZi7v5fn

— Lee Furley (@Lee_Furley) December 17, 2018

Neymar, Mbappe and Cavani have no chance of getting past these two 👊 pic.twitter.com/yKVcJhPi3X

— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) December 17, 2018

Neymar will come up against his idol. #JLingz #mufc pic.twitter.com/wPBeuuP8WU

— United Xtra (@utdxtra) December 17, 2018

Only one man can stop Neymar. #mufc pic.twitter.com/NoXRW3K0sR

— United Xtra (@utdxtra) December 17, 2018

When you realise Chris Smalling and Eric Bailly will face Neymar, Mbappe and Cavani…😂😂 pic.twitter.com/kWzrLSXzAv

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) December 17, 2018

MAN UTD vs PSG #ChampionsLeague

Oh dear lord,

Mbappe vs Young.
Neymar vs Smalling

Wonder how long Mbappe and Neymar will have to serve for murder!

— Pundit Jay Ⓜ (@punditjay) December 17, 2018

With a bit of self belief and a few signings in January I really think United could keep the PSG team to scoring about 6 goals in each match #ChampionsLeagueDraw

— Aíne 🏄🏻‍♀️ (@ainemagu) December 17, 2018

Manchester United Vs Paris Saint Germain

PSG should rest Mbappe and Neymar for the quarter finals #UCLDraw pic.twitter.com/MWuLaHPxn6

— Small but mighty 🇳🇬 (@Miztasmallz) December 17, 2018

Manchester United are 40/1 to win the champions league. For those who don’t understand betting it means if you bet £20 you lose £20 #MANPSG #ChampionsLeaguedraw

— stylzz (@Stylzz9) December 17, 2018

Twitter before the #UCLDraw: "Excited about this."


— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 17, 2018

Mourinho watching the #UCLDraw with his defenders. pic.twitter.com/x6hqdAgJaD

— Ugly Professor (@Triumphantell) December 17, 2018

But God who did I offend…. I prayed for a easy team and you gave me Neymar + PSG😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/kSasfkY5Pu

— SOMETHING LITE_Ollygee (@ollygodspower) December 17, 2018

The faces Phil Jones will pull when Mbappe and Neymar are running at him ought be stuck on the Sistine Chapel

— Y (@YSAB87) December 17, 2018

After the glamour of the #UCLDraw, attention will now turn to the Europa League, where Chelsea and Arsenal will be hoping to avoid the likes of FC Spurtingfruud, and Crutenberg Gruntz.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 17, 2018

Dad just said to me Who did we draw in the UCL, staird at him for about 5mins without reply

— ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ (@PierreSpice) December 17, 2018