After a very slightly new-look England struggled to muster much in their 2-0 friendly loss against Spain at Estadio Jose Rico Perez on Friday night, these are the best jokes.
As expected, the national side failed to produce when facing higher quality opponents, despite recently securing top-spot in their Euro 2016 qualification group with a perfect record.
Here are the best jokes from Spain 2-0 England:
Trying to work out how Phil Jones is starting for England instead of John Stones. pic.twitter.com/FRctenVCZn
— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) November 13, 2015
Beware Spain mr Mike smalling is starting pic.twitter.com/zkjgg0RjOt
— MANCHESTER IS RED (@Mufc1986_) November 13, 2015
Spain's first half passing stats well on their way to being the kind of total you'd declare on if it were a first innings score
— Sam Wallace (@SamWallaceTel) November 13, 2015
England's heat map vs. Spain whilst it's 0-0. pic.twitter.com/JJzu1EKzXA
— Sky Bet (@SkyBet) November 13, 2015
Spain started at 7.45pm tonight.
Anybody know when #ENG are due to start?!
#ENG
— Three Lions Fans (@3lionsfans) November 13, 2015
England have adopted the tried & trusted "hot potato" approach to possession that's proved so successful in recent years. #SPAvENG
— Des Kelly (@DesKellyBTS) November 13, 2015
When your mate tells you he enjoys England friendlies. pic.twitter.com/5ENS4xkbu5
— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) November 13, 2015
Chris Smalling going full Phil Jones vs. Spain tonight. pic.twitter.com/9XIrqSqCfy
— Squawka Football (@Squawka) November 13, 2015
Half time Spain 0 England 0
For me what this game is lacking is goals.
— Obvious Owen (@MrObviousOwen) November 13, 2015
WHAT A STRIKE FROM HARRY KANE. Spain 0-1 England
pic.twitter.com/GZFO4LVzyb
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) November 13, 2015
The people who think watching England is tedious and sleep-inducing never seem to miss a minute do they?
— Steven Kelly (@SteKelly198586) November 13, 2015
Roy Hodgson loves a mid-game face rub #SPAvENG pic.twitter.com/3zBubvZdYC
— ITV Football (@itvfootball) November 13, 2015
There are now four Tottenham players on the pitch. Same as Barça. #SPAvENG #thfc
— Ben Hayward (@bghayward) November 13, 2015
Man like Dele Alli starting fights on holiday in Spain https://t.co/9vQnGoRBtR
— ? (@DareToOscar) November 13, 2015
GREAT PASS FROM STERLING FINDS KANE WHO MAKES IT 2-0 TO ENGLAND pic.twitter.com/lPbfgWcmST
— JB™ (@gunnerpunner) November 13, 2015
ROY HODGSON IS A MEME…FAM…A MEME….MEMEGER OF ENGLAND. IM TAPPING OUT.
— VUJ (@TheVujanic) November 13, 2015
Jihadi John didn't die for this #SPAvENG
— Adam Heath (@adamheath) November 13, 2015
The last time England lost a game prior to tonight, this man only had two biting-related suspensions. pic.twitter.com/NBspNvAzLy
— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) November 13, 2015