The best jokes about Martín Demichelis from Man City 0-1 Man Utd

Defender had a disaster derby day at the Etihad.

There were lots of jokes about Martín Demichelis made during Man City 0-1 Man Utd
DISMAL DERBY: Demichelis (Image: CFCUnofficial (Chelsea Debs))

Here are all the best jokes about Martín Demichelis from Manchester City 0-1 Manchester United after the defender’s disaster performance at the Etihad on Sunday.

Despite Manuel Pellegrini insisting he was not blame for the derby day loss, the Argentinian centre-back was lucky not to giveaway a goal after a particularly poor backpass – a passage of play that ended with an injury to goalkeeper Joe Hart, who had to be stretchered off.

The 35-year-old was eventually substituted in the 53rd minute.

These are the best jokes about Martín Demichelis from Man City 0-1 Man Utd:

Rashford sending Demichelis into early retirement #ManchesterDerby

— Onefootball (@Onefootball) March 20, 2016

Lovely touch, turn of pace and finish from Marcus Rashford. No idea what Demichelis was doing. He probably doesn't, either.

— Rob Dawson (@RobDawsonMEN) March 20, 2016

Martín Demichelis absolutely bamboozled by Marcus Rashford running in a straight line.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 20, 2016

Rashford has just sent Demichelis on a one-flight back to Argentina. Economy class with no in-flight service

— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) March 20, 2016

Demichelis when Rashford is running at him… pic.twitter.com/m3UzKKwu9H

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) March 20, 2016

5 – Number of Persil tablets Demichelis will need to get the grass stains off his shorts after Marcus Rashford left him on his arse. Dirt.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) March 20, 2016

Marcus Rashford looking at Man City's defence like.. pic.twitter.com/2K02q4aAWM

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) March 20, 2016

Live footage of Demichelis running after Rashford #MCFCvMUFC pic.twitter.com/4JLOWhBNiM

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferby5) March 20, 2016

Man City's defence. pic.twitter.com/V1CXKd0HAJ

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 20, 2016

Demichelis just got Joe Hart injured. pic.twitter.com/jr1bCcDRtl

— MCFC Denver (@MCFCDenver) March 20, 2016

Live footage of Demichelis attempting to defend. pic.twitter.com/FCmZx5hzX3

— BlueMoonRisingTV (@BMRisingTV) March 20, 2016

Demichelis is having a proper Weston super 😱

— Ray Parlour (@RealRomfordPele) March 20, 2016

Man City fans to Demichelis…https://t.co/mPP4LRpcUX

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) March 20, 2016

"I'm being serious, if Martin Demichelis is still there I'm not coming…"#MCIMUN #ManchesterDerby pic.twitter.com/SIHU1vb34e

— bwin (@bwin) March 20, 2016

Demichelis off.

DemichelisWatch now over. ??

— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) March 20, 2016

Martin Demichelis coming off. Here's him trying to play football…https://t.co/yVjo1uOxNw

— 90min (@90min_Football) March 20, 2016

I bet Zlatan Ibrahimovic is shaking in his boots at the prospect of being marked by Martin Demichelis in a few weeks.

— John Bennett (@JohnBennettBBC) March 20, 2016

30 – Letting Martin Demichelis play professional football is the most adventurous Make-a-Wish dream to come true in over 30 years. Charity.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) March 20, 2016

Just what was Demichelis thinking today..?https://t.co/RttXKNGRJF

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 20, 2016

Martin Demichelis' performance

• Gives away goal
• Should have given away penalty
• Gets own keeper injured
• Substituted in the 60th min

— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) March 20, 2016

Martin Demichelis in bed tonight #RashfordInducedNightmares pic.twitter.com/R3i4GblZwU

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) March 20, 2016

Rashford will be attending School today after Schooling Demichelis yesterday.#ThingsWeLearnFromKids #MUFC#ManchesterIsAlwaysRed

— Ashar_MUFC (@NayanAshar77) 21 March 2016