Here are all the best jokes about Martín Demichelis from Manchester City 0-1 Manchester United after the defender’s disaster performance at the Etihad on Sunday.
Despite Manuel Pellegrini insisting he was not blame for the derby day loss, the Argentinian centre-back was lucky not to giveaway a goal after a particularly poor backpass – a passage of play that ended with an injury to goalkeeper Joe Hart, who had to be stretchered off.
The 35-year-old was eventually substituted in the 53rd minute.
These are the best jokes about Martín Demichelis from Man City 0-1 Man Utd:
Rashford sending Demichelis into early retirement #ManchesterDerby
— Onefootball (@Onefootball) March 20, 2016
Lovely touch, turn of pace and finish from Marcus Rashford. No idea what Demichelis was doing. He probably doesn't, either.
— Rob Dawson (@RobDawsonMEN) March 20, 2016
Martín Demichelis absolutely bamboozled by Marcus Rashford running in a straight line.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 20, 2016
Rashford has just sent Demichelis on a one-flight back to Argentina. Economy class with no in-flight service
— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) March 20, 2016
Demichelis when Rashford is running at him… pic.twitter.com/m3UzKKwu9H
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) March 20, 2016
5 – Number of Persil tablets Demichelis will need to get the grass stains off his shorts after Marcus Rashford left him on his arse. Dirt.
— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) March 20, 2016
Marcus Rashford looking at Man City's defence like.. pic.twitter.com/2K02q4aAWM
— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) March 20, 2016
Live footage of Demichelis running after Rashford #MCFCvMUFC pic.twitter.com/4JLOWhBNiM
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferby5) March 20, 2016
Man City's defence. pic.twitter.com/V1CXKd0HAJ
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 20, 2016
Demichelis just got Joe Hart injured. pic.twitter.com/jr1bCcDRtl
— MCFC Denver (@MCFCDenver) March 20, 2016
Live footage of Demichelis attempting to defend. pic.twitter.com/FCmZx5hzX3
— BlueMoonRisingTV (@BMRisingTV) March 20, 2016
Demichelis is having a proper Weston super 😱
— Ray Parlour (@RealRomfordPele) March 20, 2016
Man City fans to Demichelis…https://t.co/mPP4LRpcUX
— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) March 20, 2016
"I'm being serious, if Martin Demichelis is still there I'm not coming…"#MCIMUN #ManchesterDerby pic.twitter.com/SIHU1vb34e
— bwin (@bwin) March 20, 2016
Demichelis off.
DemichelisWatch now over. ??
— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) March 20, 2016
Martin Demichelis coming off. Here's him trying to play football…https://t.co/yVjo1uOxNw
— 90min (@90min_Football) March 20, 2016
I bet Zlatan Ibrahimovic is shaking in his boots at the prospect of being marked by Martin Demichelis in a few weeks.
— John Bennett (@JohnBennettBBC) March 20, 2016
30 – Letting Martin Demichelis play professional football is the most adventurous Make-a-Wish dream to come true in over 30 years. Charity.
— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) March 20, 2016
Just what was Demichelis thinking today..?https://t.co/RttXKNGRJF
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 20, 2016
Martin Demichelis' performance
• Gives away goal
• Should have given away penalty
• Gets own keeper injured
• Substituted in the 60th min— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) March 20, 2016
Martin Demichelis in bed tonight #RashfordInducedNightmares pic.twitter.com/R3i4GblZwU
— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) March 20, 2016
Rashford will be attending School today after Schooling Demichelis yesterday.#ThingsWeLearnFromKids #MUFC#ManchesterIsAlwaysRed
— Ashar_MUFC (@NayanAshar77) 21 March 2016