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The best jokes about David Luiz from PSG 2-2 Man City

A Champions League quarter-final strewn with defensive errors.

There were lots of jokes about David Luiz from PSG 2-2 Man City in the Champions League
USUAL SELF: Champions League Luiz (Image: Tânia Rêgo/ABr)

From a Champions League quarter-final first leg strewn with defensive errors on both sides, these are the best jokes about David Luiz’s performance after his contribution as Paris Saint-Germain drew 2-2 with Manchester City last night.

Luiz was shown a yellow card after just 12 seconds played and was arguably lucky to escape a red, although he will be unable to participate in the second leg of the tie.

The Brazilian defender was also criticised after contriving to win a penalty after seemingly bringing himself down when his legs became tangled together.

Here are the best of the jokes about David Luiz from PSG 2-2 Man City at the Parc des Princes:

David Luiz same ol same ol #PSGvMCFC pic.twitter.com/20u8SpHlxA

— Walter Smith (@mancitysmith) April 6, 2016

Long 89 minutes for David Luiz…

— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) April 6, 2016

Luiz at the start of this game. #PSGMCI pic.twitter.com/gD8i1Q4ZD1

— Football Tips (@footballtips) April 6, 2016

PSG Owners looking for the receipt for David Luiz! #PSGMCI pic.twitter.com/bl5KDKDx0Y

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) April 6, 2016

David Luiz right now #UCL pic.twitter.com/HdrhdjXmeT

— SOCCER.COM (@soccerdotcom) April 6, 2016

Bae: "I'm home alone when you're playing the away leg at Man City."

David Luiz: "Gimme 15 seconds" pic.twitter.com/sq1RMRaFNf

— Coral (@Coral) April 6, 2016

For the £50m #PSG paid for David Luiz, they could have bought 50 Wes Morgans… #PSGMCI pic.twitter.com/NJUIaa3S0K

— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) April 6, 2016

I never truly grasped why it's called "the beautiful game" until I saw David Luiz kick Bacary Sagna's shins three times to draw a penalty.

— Michael Caley (@MC_of_A) April 6, 2016

Due to copyright we can't tweet David Luiz going down for the penalty, but it looked something like…pic.twitter.com/C14wLyCWRq

— The Football Pools (@footballpools) April 6, 2016

David Luiz is everything that's wrong with football

— Matt Kean (@matt__kean) April 6, 2016

Rt if you a better defender than David Luiz

— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) April 6, 2016

David Luiz in the build up to @MCFC's goal there… 😂 pic.twitter.com/hSDdl3kLKJ

— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) April 6, 2016

David Luiz would be an incredible defender if he could defend.

— Flan (@Flannyballs) April 6, 2016

Somewhere in London, Roman Abramovich is still laughing about PSG paying him £50m for David Luiz.

— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) April 6, 2016

I'd say this is in the top 10 most David Luiz performances by David Luiz.

— Charlotte Henry (@charlotteahenry) April 6, 2016

Gary Neville on David Luiz. pic.twitter.com/NDPnCuYtBC

— Football Tips (@footballtips) April 6, 2016

PSG players are all in the dressing room but David Luiz's trailing leg still coming down the tunnel

— Sam Wallace (@SamWallaceTel) April 6, 2016

David Luiz is in the dressing room, disrupting the PSG team talk by trying to convince everyone that 9/11 was a conspiracy.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 6, 2016

If David Luiz is worth £50 million then I'm worth £100 million and I don't even play football

— Dan (@Dan_rfc98) April 6, 2016

David Luiz is a record breaker 🐵 🙈 🙉 pic.twitter.com/jYBYrmNi3K

— 101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) April 6, 2016

David Luiz has aggravated the damage he'd already sustained to his credibility

— Neal Underwood (@neal_sousbois) April 6, 2016

David Luiz looks rough in his post match interview… pic.twitter.com/BLWg1wd4oI

— LE96z (@LE96z) April 6, 2016

Wanna hear a joke? David Luiz's defending.

— Brazil Football (@BrazilEdition) April 6, 2016

Can we just take a moment and admire how David Luiz attempted to stop Kevin De Bruyne from scoring… https://t.co/tdaSZdt4L0

— Otamendi's Beard (@Beardamendi) April 6, 2016

Something we can all agree on: the 8th wonder of the world is how David Luiz is still a professional footballer.

— 7amkickoff (@7amkickoff) April 7, 2016

Via @JamesHails brilliant description of David Luiz from today's Guardian. pic.twitter.com/OsVCL6BIzw

— Andy Brown (@andy_brown4430) April 7, 2016

@5liveSport I think David Luiz is a cheat, that's what I think.

— Eddie Haydock (@eddiehaydock) April 7, 2016