From a Champions League quarter-final first leg strewn with defensive errors on both sides, these are the best jokes about David Luiz’s performance after his contribution as Paris Saint-Germain drew 2-2 with Manchester City last night.
Luiz was shown a yellow card after just 12 seconds played and was arguably lucky to escape a red, although he will be unable to participate in the second leg of the tie.
The Brazilian defender was also criticised after contriving to win a penalty after seemingly bringing himself down when his legs became tangled together.
Here are the best of the jokes about David Luiz from PSG 2-2 Man City at the Parc des Princes:
David Luiz same ol same ol #PSGvMCFC pic.twitter.com/20u8SpHlxA
— Walter Smith (@mancitysmith) April 6, 2016
Long 89 minutes for David Luiz…
— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) April 6, 2016
Luiz at the start of this game. #PSGMCI pic.twitter.com/gD8i1Q4ZD1
— Football Tips (@footballtips) April 6, 2016
PSG Owners looking for the receipt for David Luiz! #PSGMCI pic.twitter.com/bl5KDKDx0Y
— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) April 6, 2016
David Luiz right now #UCL pic.twitter.com/HdrhdjXmeT
— SOCCER.COM (@soccerdotcom) April 6, 2016
Bae: "I'm home alone when you're playing the away leg at Man City."
David Luiz: "Gimme 15 seconds" pic.twitter.com/sq1RMRaFNf
— Coral (@Coral) April 6, 2016
For the £50m #PSG paid for David Luiz, they could have bought 50 Wes Morgans… #PSGMCI pic.twitter.com/NJUIaa3S0K
— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) April 6, 2016
I never truly grasped why it's called "the beautiful game" until I saw David Luiz kick Bacary Sagna's shins three times to draw a penalty.
— Michael Caley (@MC_of_A) April 6, 2016
Due to copyright we can't tweet David Luiz going down for the penalty, but it looked something like…pic.twitter.com/C14wLyCWRq
— The Football Pools (@footballpools) April 6, 2016
David Luiz is everything that's wrong with football
— Matt Kean (@matt__kean) April 6, 2016
Rt if you a better defender than David Luiz
— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) April 6, 2016
David Luiz in the build up to @MCFC's goal there… 😂 pic.twitter.com/hSDdl3kLKJ
— Dream Team (@dreamteamfc) April 6, 2016
David Luiz would be an incredible defender if he could defend.
— Flan (@Flannyballs) April 6, 2016
Somewhere in London, Roman Abramovich is still laughing about PSG paying him £50m for David Luiz.
— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) April 6, 2016
I'd say this is in the top 10 most David Luiz performances by David Luiz.
— Charlotte Henry (@charlotteahenry) April 6, 2016
Gary Neville on David Luiz. pic.twitter.com/NDPnCuYtBC
— Football Tips (@footballtips) April 6, 2016
PSG players are all in the dressing room but David Luiz's trailing leg still coming down the tunnel
— Sam Wallace (@SamWallaceTel) April 6, 2016
David Luiz is in the dressing room, disrupting the PSG team talk by trying to convince everyone that 9/11 was a conspiracy.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 6, 2016
If David Luiz is worth £50 million then I'm worth £100 million and I don't even play football
— Dan (@Dan_rfc98) April 6, 2016
David Luiz is a record breaker 🐵 🙈 🙉 pic.twitter.com/jYBYrmNi3K
— 101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) April 6, 2016
David Luiz has aggravated the damage he'd already sustained to his credibility
— Neal Underwood (@neal_sousbois) April 6, 2016
David Luiz looks rough in his post match interview… pic.twitter.com/BLWg1wd4oI
— LE96z (@LE96z) April 6, 2016
Wanna hear a joke? David Luiz's defending.
— Brazil Football (@BrazilEdition) April 6, 2016
Can we just take a moment and admire how David Luiz attempted to stop Kevin De Bruyne from scoring… https://t.co/tdaSZdt4L0
— Otamendi's Beard (@Beardamendi) April 6, 2016
Something we can all agree on: the 8th wonder of the world is how David Luiz is still a professional footballer.
— 7amkickoff (@7amkickoff) April 7, 2016
Via @JamesHails brilliant description of David Luiz from today's Guardian. pic.twitter.com/OsVCL6BIzw
— Andy Brown (@andy_brown4430) April 7, 2016
@5liveSport I think David Luiz is a cheat, that's what I think.
— Eddie Haydock (@eddiehaydock) April 7, 2016