
The best Joe Kinnear jokes as Newcastle United announce that he has resigned from his position as Director of Football with immediate effect.
A surprising statement released late last night by the club revealed news of Kinnear’s resignation and simply stated that the club would be making no further comment.
A consistent source of amusement ever since taking on the role at Newcastle, we enjoy for perhaps the last time – the best Joe Kinnear jokes after his Newcastle Director of Football resignation.
RT @SkyFootball: Joe Kinnear has resigned as Newcastle director of football —–> "Kebab sold, not replaced. My work here is f***ing done."
— Oliver Kay (@OliverKayTimes) February 3, 2014
Joe Kinnear's FIFTEEN THOUSAND POUNDS PER WEEK, lads… #NUFC
— NUFCThreatLevel (@NUFCThreatLevel) February 3, 2014
The good news for Joe Kinnear is that he should walk straight into another job at one of Europe's top sides.
— Simon Clancy (@SiClancy) February 3, 2014
Newcastle director of football Joe Kinnear has resigned. Not sure why. pic.twitter.com/7XNQzenCab
— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) February 3, 2014
Newcastle's director of football has resigned? There must be a Joe Kinnear somewhere.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) February 3, 2014
The last deal Joe Kinnear was involved in at Newcastle? pic.twitter.com/gDm0fUZZBz
— Squawka Football (@Squawka) February 3, 2014
Newcastle fans react to the news that Joe Kinnear has resigned. https://t.co/GBsbKSjGIF
— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) February 3, 2014
Joe Kinnear will probably hear that there is a vacancy for a Director of Football at Newcastle and apply for it.
— adam jones (@adamsupra_MUFC) February 3, 2014
Breaking news: Joe Kinnear has resigned.
Breaking news: Champagne shortage in Newcastle.
He did a good job for us. Bought many players.
— Angry Alan (@AlansNotepad) February 3, 2014
Joe Kinnear resigns presumably after realising he sold Cabaye by accident thinking he was selling Sammy Ameobi.
— Chris Cohen (@Chris_Cohen) February 3, 2014
He's taken a lot of stick, but Joe Kinnear did do one good thing in his time at #nufc. He resigned.
— Andy Milligan (@ItsAMilligan) February 3, 2014
Joe Kinnear wakes up and realised its February 3 and he hasn't signed any players! #resign! pic.twitter.com/TwUb2MmmLy
— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) February 3, 2014
Joe Kinnear did get one transfer over the line though – Cabaye to Paris St Germain.
— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) February 3, 2014
Surely the only job Joe Kinnear would leave Newcastle for is … manager at Leeds.
— rob palmer (@robbopalmer) February 3, 2014
I land and hear Joe Kinnear's gone – how on earth will Newcastle cope now??!!!
— Darren Fletcher (@DFletcherSport) February 3, 2014
Joe Kinnear must have resigned from Newcastle to concentrate on winning the FA Cup for the 108th time.
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) February 3, 2014
"It's unanimous!" The Newcastle board meeting that ended Joe Kinnear's tenure was long and heated. #NUFC pic.twitter.com/SnQKpCxox4
— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) February 3, 2014
Joe Kinnear resigns at #NUFC Here is an infographic detailing the achievements following his stay at the club: pic.twitter.com/SzHWKFzgAo
— Garry (@Garry_Wade) February 3, 2014
Newcastle have taken back Joe Kinnear's company car. It's a long old journey down to London. #NUFC pic.twitter.com/JMCMGpkhUz
— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) February 3, 2014
Joe Kinnear quits – Alan Pardew looks younger already… http://t.co/EKz3i2YB6P pic.twitter.com/vNIC79EmZT
— MirrorSport (@MirrorSport) February 3, 2014
Newcastle United's board reacts to Joe Kinnear's departure. #nufc pic.twitter.com/uslZgxpBBI
— Long John Hill (@longjohnhill) February 3, 2014
Joe kinnear's highlights as director of football at #nufc summed up in this 1 photo! pic.twitter.com/DjdOlBG3Qt
— Simon Dixon (@si_dixon09) February 3, 2014
Joe Kinnear quits #nufc to start new employment RT #kinnear pic.twitter.com/wNQoZMl5hu
— Junior Turner (@juniorturner84) February 3, 2014
Joe #Kinnear resigns (gets sacked) #nufc pic.twitter.com/09Zmve0QYR
— Sean Mitchell (@SeanMitchell90) February 4, 2014
Yohan Cabaye was upset & angered by Joe Kinnear referring to him as "Yohan Kebab". When asked if he had any comments to make he said "Naan".
— yaya toure (@YayaToure_) February 4, 2014
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