The best David Luiz jokes as Brazil defender rejoins Chelsea

Eminent Sideshow Bob lookalike is back at Stamford Bridge.

There's no shortage of David Luiz jokes since he's rejoining Chelsea
LOLS: Luiz (Image: Christopher Johnson)

These are the best David Luiz jokes as the eccentric defender completes £34m deadline day return to Chelsea.

The Brazilian left Stamford Bridge for PSG in a £50m deal just two years ago, playing 89 times for the French club.

To seemingly everyone’s surprise – and Jim White’s clear delight – Antonio Conte has seen fit to bring him back.

Now check out the best David Luiz jokes:

Chelsea have agreed a deal with PSG for the return of David Luiz. pic.twitter.com/U7KdtExuf6

— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) August 31, 2016

Antonio Conte also trying to re-sign Adrian Mutu & Eva Carneiro along with David Luiz

"I'm just acting the bollocks, to be honest", he said

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 31, 2016

Chelsea fans when they sold David Luiz to PSG –

"What a deal, £50m for Luiz hahahaha"


"What a signing". pic.twitter.com/kcEFlkLu6A

— The EPL Zone (@TheEPLZone) August 31, 2016

David Luiz: "I wasted two years at PSG in Ligue 1. It's like playing FIFA on the beginner level." pic.twitter.com/SuJUzvnpTU

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) August 31, 2016

David Luiz walking into the Chelsea dressing room… https://t.co/AqCQqRBA60

— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) August 31, 2016

Hello @ManUtd

Can we have our Mata back now? There's a bit of a regathering at Chelsea going on..

Cheers lads.

— Uber Chelsea FC (@UberCheIseaFC) August 31, 2016

#ThatMomentWhen David Luiz goes on the overlap and asks N'Golo Kante for the ball.https://t.co/3OahiRZ6OO

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) August 31, 2016

The David Luiz life-cycle… pic.twitter.com/vBEWwjKoXu

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 31, 2016

Throwback to when David Luiz lined up for one of his long free-kicks but Eden Hazard wasn't having any of it! pic.twitter.com/cHZqPGOBEs

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) August 31, 2016

Jack Wilshere and David Luiz spotted in Heathrow airport #AFC #CFC pic.twitter.com/PE3Sy6eMaP

— irrelevant twit chie (@ManLikeIlkay) August 31, 2016

Hired Jose
Sacked Jose
Signed Matic
Sold Matic
Signed Luiz
Hired Jose
Signed Matic
Sold Luiz
Sacked Jose
Signed Luiz


— Uber Football Facts (@UberFootbalI) August 31, 2016

Remember when Luiz performed an exorcism on Torres in the middle of the pitch? pic.twitter.com/H5KZ3HahSz

— John (@TheChelseaTalk) August 31, 2016

Throwback to when Luiz was in the presence of greatness. pic.twitter.com/u0Iv4vMDYk

— 6'2 (@Mta_1991) August 31, 2016

With @mbatshuayi AND @DavidLuiz_4 Chelsea definitely have the most banterous social media presence.

— David (@TekkaBooSon) August 31, 2016