The best Chelsea jokes after Atlético Madrid defeat

The best Chelsea jokes after a 1-3 loss to Atlético Madrid in the semi-final second leg at Stamford Bridge saw them exit the Champions League.

The best Chelsea jokes after the Atlético Madrid defeat will not be told in the Chelsea stands
Stamford Bridge… Not telling these jokes (Image: inkiboo)

The best Chelsea jokes after their exit from the Champions League at Stamford Bridge following a 1-3 loss to Atlético Madrid in the semi-final second leg.


The disappointing result means Chelsea now look likely to finish José Mourinho first season back in charge with no new silverware in the cabinet.

So, here is our selection of the best Chelsea jokes…

Chelsea are making Atletico look like Sunderland.

— Kai Wayne (@KaiWayne) April 30, 2014

They ain't time wasting now Chelsea 1 – 3 Atlético Madrid #LFC #cfc pic.twitter.com/vrVcPxVzBC

— Phil (@PhiIIip_Thomas) April 30, 2014

Chelsea fans look on the bright side… At least one Chelsea player will be going to Lisbon. #Courtois

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) April 30, 2014

Chelsea look like winning nothing this year Nothing Special about that

— Football Accumulator (@footballacca) April 30, 2014

Top effort from Mourinho to get his Chelsea team this far, got to feel sorry for him, said nobody, ever.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 30, 2014

So Rafa, any message of support to the disappointed Chelsea fans? pic.twitter.com/A3PYGipmOI

— paul (@pjrowe73) April 30, 2014

Here's the brief history of Chelsea FC pic.twitter.com/aQicjQ4cYq

— Frank Abagnale JR (@Tunnelvision99) April 30, 2014

Bet John Terry turns up in Lisbon anyway, just to join in the celebrations with the winning Madrid team…

— Will Buxton (@willbuxton) April 30, 2014

This is the closest #Costa is getting to #Chelsea next season: pic.twitter.com/KG4HIIJKxu

— Top Of The Kop (@TOTK96) April 30, 2014

Geoff Shreeves has just shouted from the touchline to tell Ivanovic he's not playing in the final #chelsea

— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) April 30, 2014

Still laughing at #Mourinho #Chelsea pic.twitter.com/csinfuLoO2

— King Emanuel Ebouee (@TheRealEbouee) April 30, 2014

Jose Mourinho, Hide and seek! LOL #Chelsea pic.twitter.com/Cj4lRT0ZUR


Jose Mourinho's press conference… pic.twitter.com/vwNEnBc5me

— The SPORT Bible (@TSBible) April 30, 2014

If Chelsea win nothing this season and I win the FA Cup, am I still the specialist in failure? I don't know.

— Wenger Knows Best (@wengerknowsbest) April 30, 2014

Poor John Terry, changing into a Madrid kit and storming the podium is going to take some doing.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 30, 2014

Chelsea flag anyone? pic.twitter.com/qDCagjfDUA

— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) April 30, 2014

John Terry probably swapping shirts now so he can run on in Lisbon in the right gear.

— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) April 30, 2014

Looks like Mrs. Torres won't be getting the 'Terry Treatment' tonight #luckylady #Torresisback http://t.co/pkFkxGsgeT pic.twitter.com/ytZVIOlb8u

— FootballFanCast.com (@FootballFanCast) April 30, 2014

It'd be some achievement for John Terry to end up lifting a European trophy this season, wouldn't put it past him though.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 30, 2014

Funny seeing Chelsea forced out of their ratholes and having to try and play. They're not very good at it are they? pic.twitter.com/9lYckf7Jdu

— The Liverpool Way (@theliverpoolway) April 30, 2014

Djimi Traore has won the champions league as many times as any player in Chelsea's history pic.twitter.com/1iOw7KoBlW

— Simon Law (@syelaw) April 30, 2014

Chelsea's plastic fans and their plastic flags #cfc #LFC pic.twitter.com/VPAaWAaEyH

— Phil (@PhiIIip_Thomas) April 30, 2014