The best Ballon d’Or jokes as fans await tonight’s ceremony

Looking forward to the awards night tonight.

Sepp Blatter will have to enjoy the Ballon d'Or jokes as he watches the 2015 ceremony from afar
WATCHING FROM AFAR: Sepp Blatter (Image: Marcello Casal Jr./ABr)

As everyone looks forward to the awards night this evening, we’ve collected the best Ballon d’Or jokes from fans keenly awaiting the televised coverage of the most heralded individual prize in football.

Barcelona’s Neymar is this year’s challenger to regulars Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, who have exchanged FIFA’s trophy between themselves since 2010.

And excited supporters can hardly wait… take a look at these Ballon d’Or jokes in the meantime:

Our favourite #BallondOr winner in history: pic.twitter.com/CFrZLFfYjC

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 11, 2016

Dani Alves has lost a bet… #BallondOr https://t.co/f4XzQv6fii

— Eurosport UK (@Eurosport_UK) January 11, 2016

#BallondOr announced tonight, one glaring omission from the final three… pic.twitter.com/bEHSWhW2q1

— Coral (@Coral) January 11, 2016

The #BallondOr winner goes to Eden Hazard pic.twitter.com/II2XkHarGO

— Laykes (@Emperor_Laykes) January 11, 2016

This is how @SeppBlatter will be watching tonight's #BallondOr #BallondOr2015 @FIFAcom pic.twitter.com/AtDKx0xCSS

— David M Seleka Jnr (@SpokMathambo) January 11, 2016

What if this thing happens today at the #BallondOr ceremony 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/gF8tILfgep

— Barcelona HQ (@BarcelonaHQ) January 11, 2016

When you are one of the top three players in the world. #Neymar, #Cristiano #Messi #BallondOr https://t.co/7qqrvGzSex

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) January 11, 2016

#Bendtner👑 His time will come… #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/f1ySxZUI76

— Pro:Direct Soccer (@ProD_Soccer) January 11, 2016

It's #BallondOr time again, which means Messi has turned up wearing a suit with a ridiculous pattern… pic.twitter.com/XnTQhRFUOE

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 11, 2016

Number 1, tell us what's your name and where do you come from…#BallondOr pic.twitter.com/hu5dvHqCRC

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 11, 2016

When the #BallondOr winner is announced, which #Cristiano will we see? pic.twitter.com/vUrizcOQcJ

— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) January 11, 2016

Who's gonna win? #BallondOr #Lord

— Ilaripro (@Ilaripro) January 11, 2016

Look who just landed! #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/Vf4XcNZg19

— JΛY BUCKS (@TheMasterBucks) January 11, 2016

This could be a problem… #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/tt0GADnzaC

— In2Sports (@In2SportsInc) January 11, 2016

A reminder of how Ronaldo celebrated last year's #BallondOr win: https://t.co/DsJe64uBxl

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 11, 2016

Imagine if the #BallondOr was a fan vote. Bendtner would have won in 5 years in a row now. #BendtnerPourBallondOr

— Marcus (@soriginal06) January 11, 2016