Don’t miss this collection of the best tweets and jokes from Switzerland v England as Roy Hodgson’s men take a significant step towards qualification for Euro 2016 with a 2-0 win in their opening match.
PLUS! MORE: The best Danny Welbeck jokes after 2 goals against the Swiss
It was a relatively entertaining game involving the national team for a change, with a new-look, youthful line-up on show in Basel.
Two goals for new Arsenal signing Danny Welbeck secured victory over their main Group E rivals in front of a capacity crowd at St. Jakob-Park.
But, of course, the real fun was to be had on Twitter – here are the best jokes from Switzerland v England with a bit of ITV and Adrian Chiles fun mixed-in too:
Yo Got To Love Adrian Chiles… #EnglandVsSwitzerland pic.twitter.com/xlru4txL8E
— EBAYGUMTREE (@savs66) September 8, 2014
Gotta be one of the oldest mascots of all time.. pic.twitter.com/qYxLu9qmPA
— Scott Davies (@hovis1988) September 8, 2014
Here we go again. The lack of excitement is palpable #ENGvSWI
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 8, 2014
Some Scotland fans like to support whoever's playing England. But I try to be neutral. Which means I'm supporting the neutral Swiss #ENGvSWI
— Pete Sinclair (@pete_sinclair) September 8, 2014
Whatever happens in the game this has to be the highlight of the night? https://t.co/6t7KayLq8g #ENGvSWI
— Football Tips (@footballtips) September 8, 2014
If England lose this it may well be Delph-inflicted #EngvSwi
— Olly Foster (@OllyFoster) September 8, 2014
The Swiss are yet to get out of neutral. #ENGvSWI
— Matt Gilbertson (@GilbFromUpNorth) September 8, 2014
For anyone wondering why Rooney hasn't turned up he's gatecrashing a Chinese wedding #ENGvSWI pic.twitter.com/0cVoXTYl9x
— Logical Campaign (@LogicalCampaign) September 8, 2014
The Swiss look nervous, obviously don't want to lose to a minnow #ENGvSWI
— Chris Skinner (@ChrisSkinner2) September 8, 2014
The Sentinel understanding how the nation feels about Adrian Chiles #ENGvSWI pic.twitter.com/XM2Xocbvey
— Stoke Truths (@StokeTruths) September 8, 2014
The only plus so far is the Swiss flag #ENGvSWI
— Alan Wiggins (@realalanwiggins) September 8, 2014
Ah, look. It's our colonial masters vs. the ones who hide the money of their successors. #ENGvSWI
— Angel di MAHIA (@iammahia) September 8, 2014
Wayne Rooney left a note in Roy Hodgsons hotel room last night! #England #ENGvSWI pic.twitter.com/2QCCmlC0qP
— Harry Redknapp (@HarrysCarWindow) September 8, 2014
When I grow up… #EURO2016Qualifier #EURO2016Qualifiers #ENGvSWI #SwivEng pic.twitter.com/ws3OhnqZ4g
— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) September 8, 2014
Proof that as long as Danny Welbeck isn't given time to think he can shin it in from anywhere #ENGvSWI
— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) September 8, 2014
All behold the new Xavi #Delph #ENGvSWI 1-0 pic.twitter.com/yM8TGGB4z2
— The Sun – Football (@TheSunFootball) September 8, 2014
Let's all remember that the Swiss were the bad guys in Cool Runnings. #ENGvSWI
— Chris Goodwin (@Scrabbles) September 8, 2014
I missed the attendance, but apparently Jack Wilshire is still there in the 2nd half. #ENGvSWI
— Norman Shenley (@NormanSShenley) September 8, 2014
If Switerland equalize will it be hard cheese? #ENGvSWI
— Mark Harrison (@markharrison252) September 8, 2014
THE OWL HAS LANDED! #ENGvSWI
— Sinbad (@SinbadBrookie) September 8, 2014
Wel-done. Taking the Swiss. Etc etc. #ENGvSWI
— James Hunt (@jameshunt182) September 8, 2014
The mighty Swiss rolled….. #ENGvSWI
— Steve Ball (@Ballste) September 8, 2014
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