You might have heard about the Kyle Walker laughing gas ‘scandal’ that’s supposed to be rocking us all to our very cores right now.
Yes, the Tottenham Hotspur and England right-back was pictured sucking nitrous oxide (aka “hippie crack”) out of a balloon, and our nation’s fine, upstanding media assures us we should all be frightfully shocked about it too.
Naturally, Twitter stepped up to the plate. As such, here is our selection of the best Kyle Walker laughing gas tweets…
The best Kyle Walker laughing gas tweets
Good that kyle Walker has apologised for inhaling nitrous oxide, or is he having a laugh?
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 9, 2013
At 1) is an excellent Mediawatch about Kyle Walker and his 'drug shame'. It's a gateway balloon. http://t.co/j3PbJtrxUB
— Football365 (@F365) September 9, 2013
LATEST: Kyle Walker will not face FA disciplinary action and will be available for children's parties… pic.twitter.com/4Wve0bKTEG
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 9, 2013
NEWSFLASH: Brave Kyle Walker defuses a bomb thrown into a nightclub by a dastardly Victorian villain. pic.twitter.com/FeMrOW3Z3b
— Arsenal Gentleman (@ArsenalGent) September 8, 2013
Can't believe what Kyle Walker did, he's a disgrace to modern football. What a nonce, getting a haircut like that. pic.twitter.com/qwpIaIoPGQ
— Footballista (@Fo0tballista) September 8, 2013
Why is Kyle Walker inhaling what appears to be one of Wile E Coyote's cartoon bombs?
— Iain Macintosh (@iainmacintosh) September 8, 2013
So Kyle Walker was critiscised for being pictured inhaling laughing gas….In his defense, he was at a Russell Kane gig.
— Footy banter thingy (@rimsey_d) September 9, 2013
Kyle Walker should've watched videos of himself defending if he needed a laugh
— ArseneWenger'sMagic (@Kamran_Arsenal) September 9, 2013
Kyle Walker occured in summer with a legal substance that's been about for eons & so dangerous 1st recorded fatality 6 yrs ago. Nonsense.
— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) September 9, 2013
Kyle Walker – for some perspective – in 2010 644 people in UK died falling down steps/stairs.
— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) September 9, 2013
Those were the best Kyle Walker laughing gas tweets – enjoy the next similar such peanut gallery!