Tweets of the Weekend: Craddock art, Beattie Q&A and more

A Lineker Bond film title, art from Jody Craddock, Craig Beattie Q&A, Clint Dempsey sandwich and more in Tweets of the Weekend.

Borsos's The Artist's Dream, similar to how Jody Craddock may have look when painting in Tweets of the Weekend
Craddock and his assistant have been hard at work all weekend

A Lineker Bond film title, art from Jody Craddock, Craig Beattie Q&A, the Clint Dempsey sandwich and much, much more in our favourite Tweets of the Weekend.

There’s so much more to Twitter than football. There’s smells, ducks, Australian travel, weather safety advice and the rest.

Don’t miss our Tweets of the Weekend!

Duck Crisis of the Weekend

TalkSPORT’s Mike Parry

I'm off out to find my ducks. They'd disappeared yesterday in a force 7 gale. Probably seeking shelter but they need to know they're OK

— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) February 8, 2014

Footballer Smell of the Weekend

Euan Holden seeks out Vancouver Whitecaps defender Jay DeMerit

@D6MERIT I can smell you in Tucson. Where are you hiding

— Euan Holden (@EuanHolden) February 8, 2014

U smell good times and manure? Yeah that's me in #CasaGrande@EuanHolden: @D6MERIT I can smell you in Tucson. Where are you hiding”

— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) February 8, 2014

Footballer Sandwich of the Weekend

The Dempsey FC, available now at The Liberty Bell in Nacogdoches, Texas

You know you've made it when a pub names a sandwich after you: http://t.co/kyRjkoGqtI (h/t @libertybellbar) pic.twitter.com/81x8LHuX8i

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) February 7, 2014

Olympic Education of the Weekend

Alexi Lalas, former United States international

Watching the opening ceremonies. My kids now want to know what an "autocrat" is.

— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) February 8, 2014

Away Travel of the Weekend

Jason Brewer, Perth Glory CEO

After arriving yesterday the @PerthGloryFC team have now left Melbourne on their way to Albury. pic.twitter.com/bwmH7t1iei

— Jason Brewer (@PGFC_CEO) February 8, 2014

Weather Safety Advice of the Weekend

Mark Robinson, Whitby Town captain

If you live in a flood hit coastal town just drink a milkshake. It'll bring all the buoys to your yard.

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) February 8, 2014

Stumble of the Weekend

Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger

Just when Arsene Wenger thought today couldn't possibly get any worse, this happened at Lime Street station #AFC #LFC pic.twitter.com/mbX4W7JJwK

— Richard Buxton (@Richard_Buxton_) February 8, 2014

Gary Lineker Bond Film Title of the Weekend

From this guy

@GaryLineker @2010LeeHurst goal lingerer

— michael comerford (@MiguelComerford) February 8, 2014

Artist of the Weekend

Jody Craddock, former Sunderland and Wolves defender

It needs a frame but I've just finished this. Something completely different pic.twitter.com/RtZuIVkBgz

— Jody Craddock (@MrJodyCraddock) February 7, 2014

Friend of the Weekend

Dagenham & Redbridge striker, Chris Dickson

So I've called 5 Arsenal fans, 1 answered then realised what da convo woz gonna be like n put da phone down da others haven't even answered

— Chris Dickson (@MrDickoDotcom) February 8, 2014

Q&A of the Weekend

With Dundee striker Craig Beattie

@scott_d123: @CraigBeats have you ever farted on your finger and sniffed the pong? #askthebeatbox” course

— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) February 7, 2014

@BustaNut91: @CraigBeats what is the capital of Nigeria?” Lagos I think??

— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) February 7, 2014

@MunnAndrew: @CraigBeats thanks for your efforts expected a lot from you though”sorry to disappoint then mate

— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) February 7, 2014

Welsh Word of the Weekend

Discovered by Oliver Kay, Chief Football Correspondent at The Times

LDLDLWLLDLLLLWL. A Welsh word to describe what happens when an owner destabilises and then sacks a manager who's doing a very good job.

— Oliver Kay (@OliverKayTimes) February 8, 2014

Rubbish Bin In A Lift of the Weekend

Spotted by Gary Lineker

The bin is still in the lift. pic.twitter.com/O17IexuYEx

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 8, 2014

Waste of the Weekend

Toronto’s Reggie Lambe

Just spilled a whole ginger beer smh

— Reggie Lambe (@ReggieNaldo) February 10, 2014

Dodgy Passport of the Weekend

New Lazio signing Joseph Minala

WTF: Lazio sign Cameroon midfielder Joseph Minala. His passport says he's born in 1996…so he'd be 17 years old. pic.twitter.com/IKksEcd4F1

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) February 9, 2014

Fight of the Weekend

Moyes and Wenger

Wenger: "You guys won't even manage to finish 7th haha" Moyes: "Shut up you idiot" *bangs him in the jaw* pic.twitter.com/R75Yg1rR2E

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) February 9, 2014