A Lineker Bond film title, art from Jody Craddock, Craig Beattie Q&A, the Clint Dempsey sandwich and much, much more in our favourite Tweets of the Weekend.
There’s so much more to Twitter than football. There’s smells, ducks, Australian travel, weather safety advice and the rest.
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Duck Crisis of the Weekend
TalkSPORT’s Mike Parry
I'm off out to find my ducks. They'd disappeared yesterday in a force 7 gale. Probably seeking shelter but they need to know they're OK
— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) February 8, 2014
Footballer Smell of the Weekend
Euan Holden seeks out Vancouver Whitecaps defender Jay DeMerit
@D6MERIT I can smell you in Tucson. Where are you hiding
— Euan Holden (@EuanHolden) February 8, 2014
U smell good times and manure? Yeah that's me in #CasaGrande “@EuanHolden: @D6MERIT I can smell you in Tucson. Where are you hiding”
— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) February 8, 2014
Footballer Sandwich of the Weekend
The Dempsey FC, available now at The Liberty Bell in Nacogdoches, Texas
You know you've made it when a pub names a sandwich after you: http://t.co/kyRjkoGqtI (h/t @libertybellbar) pic.twitter.com/81x8LHuX8i
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) February 7, 2014
Olympic Education of the Weekend
Alexi Lalas, former United States international
Watching the opening ceremonies. My kids now want to know what an "autocrat" is.
— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) February 8, 2014
Away Travel of the Weekend
Jason Brewer, Perth Glory CEO
After arriving yesterday the @PerthGloryFC team have now left Melbourne on their way to Albury. pic.twitter.com/bwmH7t1iei
— Jason Brewer (@PGFC_CEO) February 8, 2014
Weather Safety Advice of the Weekend
Mark Robinson, Whitby Town captain
If you live in a flood hit coastal town just drink a milkshake.
It'll bring all the buoys to your yard.
— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) February 8, 2014
Stumble of the Weekend
Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger
Just when Arsene Wenger thought today couldn't possibly get any worse, this happened at Lime Street station #AFC #LFC pic.twitter.com/mbX4W7JJwK
— Richard Buxton (@Richard_Buxton_) February 8, 2014
Gary Lineker Bond Film Title of the Weekend
From this guy
@GaryLineker @2010LeeHurst goal lingerer
— michael comerford (@MiguelComerford) February 8, 2014
Artist of the Weekend
Jody Craddock, former Sunderland and Wolves defender
It needs a frame but I've just finished this. Something completely different pic.twitter.com/RtZuIVkBgz
— Jody Craddock (@MrJodyCraddock) February 7, 2014
Friend of the Weekend
Dagenham & Redbridge striker, Chris Dickson
So I've called 5 Arsenal fans, 1 answered then realised what da convo woz gonna be like n put da phone down da others haven't even answered
— Chris Dickson (@MrDickoDotcom) February 8, 2014
Q&A of the Weekend
With Dundee striker Craig Beattie
“@scott_d123: @CraigBeats have you ever farted on your finger and sniffed the pong? #askthebeatbox” course
— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) February 7, 2014
“@BustaNut91: @CraigBeats what is the capital of Nigeria?” Lagos I think??
— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) February 7, 2014
“@MunnAndrew: @CraigBeats thanks for your efforts expected a lot from you though”sorry to disappoint then mate
— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) February 7, 2014
Welsh Word of the Weekend
Discovered by Oliver Kay, Chief Football Correspondent at The Times
LDLDLWLLDLLLLWL. A Welsh word to describe what happens when an owner destabilises and then sacks a manager who's doing a very good job.
— Oliver Kay (@OliverKayTimes) February 8, 2014
Rubbish Bin In A Lift of the Weekend
Spotted by Gary Lineker
The bin is still in the lift. pic.twitter.com/O17IexuYEx
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 8, 2014
Waste of the Weekend
Toronto’s Reggie Lambe
Just spilled a whole ginger beer smh
— Reggie Lambe (@ReggieNaldo) February 10, 2014
Dodgy Passport of the Weekend
New Lazio signing Joseph Minala
WTF: Lazio sign Cameroon midfielder Joseph Minala. His passport says he's born in 1996…so he'd be 17 years old. pic.twitter.com/IKksEcd4F1
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) February 9, 2014
Fight of the Weekend
Moyes and Wenger
Wenger: "You guys won't even manage to finish 7th haha"
Moyes: "Shut up you idiot"
*bangs him in the jaw* pic.twitter.com/R75Yg1rR2E
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) February 9, 2014