Dare to Zlatan! Cristiano Ronaldo birthday! Michael Laudrup sacked! Another round of Joe Kinnear wisecracking! Is it Tweets of the Week? Of course it is…
Payday of the Week
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Paris Saint-Germain, from Nike
— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) February 4, 2014
Thoughtful Gift of the Week
Zlatan Ibrahimović, Paris Saint-Germain, to Cristiano Ronaldo
— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) February 5, 2014
Thank you for the birthday present @Ibra_official. It will look better on me than you though.
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) February 5, 2014
Pleased-with-Self Expression of the Week
This Manchester City fan
— Terrace Life (@TerraceLife_) February 3, 2014
English of the Week
Fernandinho, Manchester City, user of ‘quell’
Good afternoon, I would like to tell you about my injury and quell rumors. I return to play in 15 days or less!
— Fernandinho (@fernaoficial) February 6, 2014
Brief Summary of the Week
Jonathan Northcroft, Sunday Times, on outgoing Swansea City manager Michael Laudrup
A manager's reign in transfers: started by signing Michu, finished off signing David Ngog #laudrup
— Jonathan Northcroft (@JNorthcroft) February 4, 2014
Sarcasm of the Week
Simon Clancy, BBC Radio 5 Live
The good news for Joe Kinnear is that he should walk straight into another job at one of Europe's top sides.
— Simon Clancy (@SiClancy) February 3, 2014
Joe Kinnear Tweet Other Than the One Above of the Week
Adam Jones, Manchester United season ticket holder
Joe Kinnear will probably hear that there is a vacancy for a Director of Football at Newcastle and apply for it.
— adam jones (@adamsupra_MUFC) February 3, 2014
Enquiry of the Week
Rob Palmer, Sky Sports
— rob palmer (@robbopalmer) February 4, 2014
Style Critic of the Week
@Wengered, Arsenal fan
Demichelis' hair contains so much oil i'm suprised Man City's owner hasn't invaded it yet.
— Antti (@Wengered) February 3, 2014
Spot of the Week
Martin Demichelis has definitely died in at least two straight-to-DVD Jean-Claude Van Damme films.
— Football Clichés (@FootballCliches) February 3, 2014
Irresponsible Security Adviser of the Week
Muzzi Ozcan, Security Adviser to the FA
Malky Mackay is the perfect person for Swansea City FC ….
— Muzzi Ozcan (@Muzziozcan) February 5, 2014
Careful Muzzi, you’ll cause a riot with that!
Film Review of the Week
Tom Hitchcock, Queens Park Rangers
That awkward moment. Shite film. Good choice Wes Thomas
— Tom Hitchcock (@hitchuuu) February 5, 2014
Disturbing Image of the Week
Footy Face Swap
David and Harper Beckham pic.twitter.com/lnQ1dFzYyz
— Footy Face Swap (@FootyFaceSwap) February 5, 2014
Those were our Tweets of the Week. Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!