Tweets of the Week: Dare to Zlatan, Ronaldo birthday, Laudrup sacked and more!

Dare to Zlatan! Cristiano Ronaldo birthday! Michael Laudrup sacked! Joe Kinnear! Other stuff!

"Dare to Zlatan" shirt for Cristiano Ronaldo birthday
Dear Cristiano, happy birthday, love Zlatan xxxx (Image: Twitter/Zlatan Ibrahimović)

Dare to Zlatan! Cristiano Ronaldo birthday! Michael Laudrup sacked! Another round of Joe Kinnear wisecracking! Is it Tweets of the Week? Of course it is…

Payday of the Week

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Paris Saint-Germain, from Nike

Zlatan doesn't believe in luck, but he does perform magic. #DareToZlatan with @nikefootball pic.twitter.com/uvvZKdGTrv

— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) February 4, 2014

Thoughtful Gift of the Week

Zlatan Ibrahimović, Paris Saint-Germain, to Cristiano Ronaldo

Happy birthday @Cristiano. I have sent your new favourite outfit in the post #DareToZlatan pic.twitter.com/HWNKdq46J5

— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) February 5, 2014

Thank you for the birthday present @Ibra_official. It will look better on me than you though.

— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) February 5, 2014

Pleased-with-Self Expression of the Week

This Manchester City fan

I do worry sometimes, why would a middle aged man spend time and effort on that? #mcfc #cfc pic.twitter.com/Mck2kU9oZl

— Terrace Life (@TerraceLife_) February 3, 2014

English of the Week

Fernandinho, Manchester City, user of ‘quell’

Good afternoon, I would like to tell you about my injury and quell rumors. I return to play in 15 days or less!

— Fernandinho (@fernaoficial) February 6, 2014

Brief Summary of the Week

Jonathan Northcroft, Sunday Times, on outgoing Swansea City manager Michael Laudrup

A manager's reign in transfers: started by signing Michu, finished off signing David Ngog #laudrup

— Jonathan Northcroft (@JNorthcroft) February 4, 2014

MORE: The best Michael Laudrup jokes after Swansea City sacking

Sarcasm of the Week

Simon Clancy, BBC Radio 5 Live

The good news for Joe Kinnear is that he should walk straight into another job at one of Europe's top sides.

— Simon Clancy (@SiClancy) February 3, 2014

Joe Kinnear Tweet Other Than the One Above of the Week

Adam Jones, Manchester United season ticket holder

Joe Kinnear will probably hear that there is a vacancy for a Director of Football at Newcastle and apply for it.

— adam jones (@adamsupra_MUFC) February 3, 2014

MORE: The best Joe Kinnear jokes after Newcastle United Director of Football resignation

Enquiry of the Week

Rob Palmer, Sky Sports

Liverpool Echo Should the chimney near Queensferry be on fire? @LivEchonews @MerseyFire pic.twitter.com/AiPLU9STku

— rob palmer (@robbopalmer) February 4, 2014

Style Critic of the Week

@Wengered, Arsenal fan

Demichelis' hair contains so much oil i'm suprised Man City's owner hasn't invaded it yet.

— Antti (@Wengered) February 3, 2014

Spot of the Week

Football Clichés

Martin Demichelis has definitely died in at least two straight-to-DVD Jean-Claude Van Damme films.

— Football Clichés (@FootballCliches) February 3, 2014

MORE: The best Martín Demichelis jokes from Manchester City v Chelsea

Irresponsible Security Adviser of the Week

Muzzi Ozcan, Security Adviser to the FA

Malky Mackay is the perfect person for Swansea City FC ….

— Muzzi Ozcan (@Muzziozcan) February 5, 2014

Careful Muzzi, you’ll cause a riot with that!

Film Review of the Week

Tom Hitchcock, Queens Park Rangers

That awkward moment. Shite film. Good choice Wes Thomas

— Tom Hitchcock (@hitchuuu) February 5, 2014

Disturbing Image of the Week

Footy Face Swap

David and Harper Beckham pic.twitter.com/lnQ1dFzYyz

— Footy Face Swap (@FootyFaceSwap) February 5, 2014

Those were our Tweets of the Week. Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!