Welcome to Football Burp’s brand new semi-regular platform for footballers’ appraisals of films and TV shows. Yes, it’s Footballers Reviewing Films and TV Shows!

Charlton Athletic striker Tosan Popo on The Man Without a Face…
Just finished watching The Man Without A Face on bbc1, decent film! Night x
— Tosan Popo (@tosan26) April 30, 2012
Implied Rating out of Ten: Eight out of Ten!
Wolverhampton Wanderers midfielder David Davis on The Avengers…
avengers massive film!!!!! banta and action all I’m saying is hulk goes in!!!!
— David Davis (@DavidDavis91) April 29, 2012
Implied Rating out of Ten: Nine out of Ten!
Tottenham Hotspur goalkeeper Jordan Archer on American Dad…
American dad always gets me
— Jordan Archer ? (@Jordan_Archer) April 29, 2012
Implied Rating out of Ten: Ten out of Ten!
Watford striker Bernard Mensah on White Chicks…
Watching White Chicks… One Of The Funniest Films In History!!
— Bernard Mensah (@Mensah_10) April 29, 2012
Implied Rating out of Ten: Ten out of Ten!
Rangers utility man and Northern Ireland international Andrew Little on 24…
Can’t beat a ’24’ marathon to totally zone out of the real world. 9 episodes watched this eve! Bedtime for me – JB doesnt bother with sleep!
— Andrew Little (@AndyLittle29) April 30, 2012
Implied Rating out of Ten: Ten out of Ten!
Vancouver Whitecaps defender Jay DeMerit on The Little Rascals…
#classic movie.. Richaarrd, who’s your favorite little rascal??yfrog.com/ocdqdhyj
— Jay DeMerit (@D6MERIT) April 30, 2012
says: Alfalfa!