Hello everyone! I’m former Liverpool and West Ham United forward Tweety Camera, and I’m a right nosy so-and-so.
All day every day, you can be sure that I’ll be scouring Twitter, sniffing out the very best of my fellow professionals’ musings like I used to sniff out goal-scoring chances, and presenting them for your delectation with the kind of ruthless efficiency that saw me net 23 times in 38 games for my native Guinea. I do so hope that you enjoy this week’s selections…
Disclaimer: The views expressed by the following Twits do not necessarily reflect my own – signed Tweety Camera, formerly of Liverpool and West Ham United
Young striker Sam Winnall, on loan at Inverness Caledonian Thistle from Wolverhampton Wanderers, is certainly a lad after my own heart (and with a name like that, he may well win it too)…
Just watched Blades of Glory for the 600th time, what can I say I’m a big fan of Will Ferrell’s work…#getsthepeoplegoing
— Sam Winnall (@Winnall19) April 3, 2012
Sam, I’m also a big fan of Will Ferrell’s work – he has done so much to highlight class divide and incompetence at levels of authority (Anchorman), the criminally overlooked contribution of elves to our society (Elf) and many, many more issues which I’m sure shall be dealt with in Anchorman 2. Truly an outstanding body of work, except for Step Brothers. That was just foul. Hang on, Gary Lineker’s on the line…
Is there anything more joyous in life than watching Messi?
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 3, 2012
Personally, I glean a lot of satisfaction from making a really top-class pizza from scratch. I also like Mad Men, Take Me Out and the occasional half of Hoegaarden – but yes, watching Messi is pretty nice.
RT @Baumee: @GaryLineker enjoying a packet of walkers crisps< Ok apart from Mrs L and crisps is there anything more joyous?
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 3, 2012
LOL! Looks like you’ve been brought bang to rights, Gary! Your wife is indeed lovely, as is encouraging our nation’s children to feast themselves obese on deep friend potato bits. Barcelona may be great, the kind of great that makes commentators chuckle to themselves about just how great they are, but Arsenal youngster Chuba Akpom went a bit overboard…
I await the day another team over takes barca , I just can’t see it
— Chuba Akpom (@Chuba10) April 3, 2012
Real Madrid? LOL! I wonder what kind of banter Everton pair Phil Neville and Tim Cahill have been dishing up to each other…
@fizzer18 childish Nev. if i stay in the 4 seasons hotel then u stay in the 5 seasons. I suppose u got the new iPhone 7. #toppernev
— Tim Cahill (@Tim_Cahill) April 3, 2012
Hats off, Tim – that’s a corker! But Phil will be cooking something up in return, you can bet your bottom dollar. Oh, I do love banter. It reminds me of my mixed fortunes in England with Liverpool and West Ham, two of the most banter-happy clubs you could wish to play for. This one time, Dietmar Hamann called me a ‘queg’. I didn’t know what it meant then and I don’t know what it means now. LOL! Ah, here comes my good buddy Chris ‘Kammy’ Kamara…
Hooray Leeds Bradford here we go, the bloke just said I think I have fixed it LOL
— Chris Kamara (@chris_kammy) April 4, 2012
LOL!
“@NSordell: Whoop whoop! So excited to be seeing #CherLloyd on the 15th April #Brats” you like Cher Lloyd!? You can’t be my sister…
— Marvin Sordell (@MarvinSordell) April 4, 2012
LOL!
Dunno what I’ve eaten in digs, but it was like a cooked cucumber!
— Bernard Mensah (@Mensah_10) April 10, 2012
Sounds like you’ve had a courgette there, Watford youngster Bernard Mensah. Here are some recipes for you to be getting on with.
Great laugh at Finch Farm earlier when Phil Neville (@fizzer18) interrupted interview with #EFC assistant manager and “PR man” Steve Round.
— Richard Buxton (@Richard_Buxton_) April 10, 2012
Neville: “Every time I turn the telly on Steve Round’s on. My wife sees more of SR than she does of me!” SR: “That’s not on the telly!” #EFC
— Richard Buxton (@Richard_Buxton_) April 10, 2012
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I can’t believe he said that! Unbelievable, Jeff! Will the banter never cease at Everton? Meanwhile, Ruud Gullit seems to have something he wants to get off his chest…
Guys??? Very naughty thoughts
— Ruud Gullit (@GullitR) April 29, 2012
Not lately, Ruud, although…no, I guess you wouldn’t be interested in any of that. *Sigh*
Personally I think charlie is an iron..
— Jack Saville (@JackSaville) April 29, 2012
Does he hang around with a hat, a boot, a dog and a ship? Only kidding, young Barnet defender Jack Saville!
Minutes away from my shoulder operation….if I don’t wake up please know that I was very happy to have plAyed for the
Spurs. LOL LOL LOL— Benoit Assou-Ekotto (@AssouEkotto) April 30, 2012
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Have a good week, everybody!